Thread: The Dude at GNC

I quickly backed out of this thread and ran away like a bitch.

Originally Posted by darkt

i just slowly backed out of the store and ran to my car.

funny, i do the same thing when i find myself in the ice cream isle at the grocery...

Originally Posted by darkt

the guy at gnc told me to take testosterone supplements to get mass. i just slowly backed out of the store and ran to my car. i dont wana take steroid but this guy said that it wasnt like a real steroid. what was he talkin about.

Prolly trib.

I would like to get a job at gnc and give the place a good name.

Originally Posted by derekisdman

I would like to get a job at gnc and give the place a good name.

You mean you would charge customers a more reasonable price?

I won't work at GNC or be a general personal trainer at any Bally's because I refuse to sell supplements on commission. It's a shame I'd have to sell Nitro-Tech to keep a job and get promoted... fuck that. So, I stick to my freelancing.

so umm what was this guy talkin bout.

I used to work at GNC when I was in highschool. It was an awesome job. I would have like 2 customers a night. I could do my homework, read, have people stop by to hang out. It was great. The only busy day was gold card Tuesday. Now its the whole week I think. I have to go there today cause I'm out of protein powder and I do not have time to wait for a shipment.

Originally Posted by darkt

so umm what was this guy talkin bout.

Why didn't you ask him instead of running? You should know what he was talking about better than us--YOU were there. Were you on acid or paranoid? WTF were you scared of?

it might have been ... *whispers* steroids... SHHH! AHHH!!! RUN!!!

i would fuck all the good looking chicks that came n there ...but hell i do that any where im at

Originally Posted by darkt

so umm what was this guy talkin bout.

Pro-hormones maybe?

gnc is so bad... i was in there looking at some protein powder and the arab guy si saying "oh you want to get ripped? this make you ripped.! i give you special price, 40% off!"

Originally Posted by flamezofthehart

i would fuck all the good looking chicks that came n there ...but hell i do that any where im at

Originally Posted by patricio223

gnc is so bad... i was in there looking at some protein powder and the arab guy si saying "oh you want to get ripped? this make you ripped.! i give you special price, 40% off!"

I believe it. I was walking into one the other day and the clerk there was outside smoking a cig.

heheh they were charging me 46$ for 6lbs of protein i just laughed and left the store

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

Were you on acid or paranoid? WTF were you scared of?

isn't acid anabolic?

Do good looking chics go into GNC.......Or are commenting on the 13 yr old mall rat chics.

Originally Posted by flamezofthehart

i would fuck all the good looking chicks that came n there ...but hell i do that any where im at

Let me guess.....you work for Jenny Craig????

Originally Posted by gococksDJS

isn't acid anabolic?

If you trip hard enough you can watch yourself grow....and shrink....and grow again. It comes in waves, man.

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

If you trip hard enough you can watch yourself grow....and shrink....and grow again. It comes in waves, man.

I know some funny stories about acid users... poor people...

Originally Posted by PirateFromHell

If you trip hard enough you can watch yourself grow....and shrink....and grow again. It comes in waves, man.

hahaha, what a great response.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

You mean you would charge customers a more reasonable price?

nope - tell them to leave the store and visit bulknutrion.com ;p

if you want 2 know if good looking chicks go 2 gnc get off yur lazy ass an go down there an look an yes if your good looking enough like i am you can score plenty of good looking chicks that r 18 an up at the mall i score just jogging down the fuckin street an if you doubt it bring your fuckin money an ill show you if any one has the right 2 say anything lame about what i said its the guy who started this thread an ill say it again IF I WORKED AT GNC ID FUCK ALL THE GOOD LOOKING CHICS THAT CAME N THERE AN ITS A GIVEN THAT THEY WOULD ALL B OVER 18 2 BAD MOTHER FUCKER YOUR NOT N FRONT OF ME OH YEAH BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH I LIVE N SNYDER TEXAS

Originally Posted by Doublebase

hmm 2 posts..

Originally Posted by flamezofthehart

if you want 2 know if good looking chicks go 2 gnc get off yur lazy ass an go down there an look an yes if your good looking enough like i am you can score plenty of good looking chicks that r 18 an up at the mall i score just jogging down the fuckin street an if you doubt it bring your fuckin money an ill show you if any one has the right 2 say anything lame about what i said its the guy who started this thread an ill say it again IF I WORKED AT GNC ID FUCK ALL THE GOOD LOOKING CHICS THAT CAME N THERE AN ITS A GIVEN THAT THEY WOULD ALL B OVER 18 2 BAD MOTHER FUCKER YOUR NOT N FRONT OF ME OH YEAH BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH I LIVE N SNYDER TEXAS

Have punctuation marks been outlawed?

Originally Posted by flamezofthehart

if you want 2 know if good looking chicks go 2 gnc get off yur lazy ass an go down there an look an yes if your good looking enough like i am you can score plenty of good looking chicks that r 18 an up at the mall i score just jogging down the fuckin street an if you doubt it bring your fuckin money an ill show you if any one has the right 2 say anything lame about what i said its the guy who started this thread an ill say it again IF I WORKED AT GNC ID FUCK ALL THE GOOD LOOKING CHICS THAT CAME N THERE AN ITS A GIVEN THAT THEY WOULD ALL B OVER 18 2 BAD MOTHER FUCKER YOUR NOT N FRONT OF ME OH YEAH BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH I LIVE N SNYDER TEXAS

no no no no no honestly was that nessesary?