Reply With Quoteu shoulda hit that man... u gotta do it because if u do something u regret it sucks.. ill give u a storyOriginally Posted by Cowbell
I have the worst luck in the world....if there were 500 people in an 67 acre open field with a land mine...I would be the one to step on it. Now my story.
I recently met this new girl (HOT) and right before I went to go pick her up I pulled a muscle in my upper back
(so bad that I could barely stand). Even though I was in a A LOT of pain....it went so well that she wanted to hang out the next day (she was hooked). Anyway, day 2. Back still hurts, I take her for a ride on my motorcycle for a bit and then she goes off to the lake to hang out with some friends. Later that night she calls me up and wants to know if I wanna hang out again...so she comes over and we laid around for a while and then she says "what do you wanna do for the next 25 mins"
i dated this girl for a year and a half we broke up then we recently started takling again and she wants to chill, so i said ok ya kno w.e so we go to this park at 1:30 in the morning and ive got a bottle of my secret remedy dry gin and orangejuice... so were chillin there and we start drinking we get drunk as balls.. (i didnt mention this but shes like a sick hip hop dancer like been in 1 or 2 music videos in the backround) so were lying there and she gives me a lil dance on my lap (for all the young kids out there, you older people know what i mean) then we start getting toghether and what do u know as soon as i stop getting with her she gets sick... to make a long story short i had to carry her home but it wasnt that bad
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Worst Luck EVER!
I have the worst luck in the world....if there were 500 people in an 67 acre open field with a land mine...I would be the one to step on it. Now my story.
I recently met this new girl (HOT ) and right before I went to go pick her up I pulled a muscle in my upper back (so bad that I could barely stand). Even though I was in a A LOT of pain....it went so well that she wanted to hang out the next day (she was hooked). Anyway, day 2. Back still hurts, I take her for a ride on my motorcycle for a bit and then she goes off to the lake to hang out with some friends. Later that night she calls me up and wants to know if I wanna hang out again...so she comes over and we laid around for a while and then she says "what do you wanna do for the next 25 mins" 
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
"A hard on does not count as personal growth"
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by the way i can tell ur stressed because u posted in the wrong forums.. supplements lol
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Originally Posted by ForemanRules
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08-02-2005, 06:21 AM #5Moderator MODERATOR
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You definitely have it way worse than a guy who had sex with a girl with a rubber and got her pregnant and caught AIDS. WAY worse.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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#1 Wrong Forum
#2 Just Be On The Bottom and you back would be fine. or get head!
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08-02-2005, 12:19 PM #7the unbanned
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Originally Posted by TopProducer
if he got head, would it be in the right forum????
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lol. yea i posted the nutritional make up someplace so she'd be in the right forum still not sure he would be unless he kissed her after.
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Originally Posted by musclepump
Speaking from personal experience, Dale?
I was on darvocet when I posted this and I forgot to change thread from supps. I thought about being on bottom but the bouncing motion would have killed me....I thought I was going to die from a hick-up. Turned out I did something to one of my ribs and the muscle connects to my upper back or something. Head would have been good...but SHE would not have been all that happy. Me on the other hand
BTW: the aids thing is WAY worse....I am sorry, I never knew Dale."I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
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You can ride your motorcycle but you can't be a "bottom".......pussy!
Is this where all the cool kids post their stats???
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I get carried away...I would not have been able to STAY on the bottom....I like ROUGH or none at all.
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
"A hard on does not count as personal growth"
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Originally Posted by MyK
if he got head, would it be in the right forum????
hahaha"Most people don't aim too high and miss. They aim too low and hit."
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im sorry to hear that dale
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Im confused...the next 25 min.? [I] would ask how much for the hour...jeez
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