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Okay, for those of you planning on visiting my home state, lol...

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    Okay, for those of you planning on visiting my home state, lol...






    TJohn, you should like this one, hehe.

    PENNSYLVANIA TOURIST BUREAU

    >
    >This summer, please consider Pennsylvania as your vacation destination!
    >
    >But, please be aware of the rules:
    >
    >1. That slope-shouldered farm boy did more work before breakfast
    >than you'll do all week at the gym. He doesn't need your respect,
    >but he sure as heck deserves it.
    >
    >2. It's called a 'dirt road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're
    >going to get dust on your BMW. We have four-wheel drives
    >because we need them. Drive it or get it out of the way.
    >
    >3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old.
    >Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
    >
    >4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will
    >get your butt kicked...by our women.
    >
    >5. Go ahead and bring your $800 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a
    >catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for that little 13-
    >inch trout you fish for.................bait.
    >
    >6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
    >
    >7. If that cell phone rings while a flock of turkey is coming in, we will
    >shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the
    >time.
    >
    >8. That's right. Whiskey is only five bucks. We can buy a fifth for
    >what you paid in the airport for a shot.
    >
    >9. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the
    >Knicks...and a dang sight more fun to watch.
    >
    >10. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak.
    >Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the
    >two pounds of ham and turkey. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes
    >in a glass with two packets of sugar and a long spoon.
    >
    >11. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and
    >served over ice, or in a can.
    >
    >12. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We're real impressed.
    >We have quarter of a million dollar combine that we drive
    >three weeks a year.
    >
    >13. Let's get this straight. We have only one traffic light in some
    >towns. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
    >
    >
    >14. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks....because they want to.
    >So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
    >
    >15. Yeah, we eat catfish....carp, too....and turtle. You really want
    >sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
    >
    >16. They are pigs and cattle. That's what they smell like.
    >Don't like it? Get over it. I-80 goes two ways and I-79
    >goes the other two................Pick one.
    >
    >17. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
    >religious holiday held in November.
    >You can even get breakfast at the church.
    >
    >18. Most people in pickups wave. It's called being friendly. Try to
    >understand the concept.
    >
    >19. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It
    >spooks the fish.
    >
    >20. That thing on a rack in the back window of some pickups....it's
    >probably a gun. Get over it.
    >
    >Now, enjoy your visit and then go home.
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    9.High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the
    >Knicks...and a dang sight more fun to watch.

    around here high school football is pretty big. My old school won the state championship this past season.
    to be the man you have to beat the man.

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    Can I visit?

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