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    Wink Sure Signs You Stink In Bed!

    SURE SIGNS YOU STINK IN BED!


    After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."

    Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.

    Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

    Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.

    Only moans during commercial breaks.

    Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

    Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

    Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

    You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.

    Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.

    During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."

    Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.

    Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.

    Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

    Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?"

    Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.

    Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

    Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.

    She yells out her own name.

    Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin.

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    mmafiter you will be in deep sh-t when w8 reads this.
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    I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter?

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    Originally posted by kuso
    I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter?
    Well.......I did use this one when I was banging your sister!

    "Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along. "

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    these are cool... Sad, but cool!

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    Originally posted by kuso
    I`m wondering if all these are from your personal experience mmafiter?
    I was thinking the same thing, pore W8.
    Cool

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    Re: Sure Signs You Stink In Bed!

    Originally posted by mmafiter
    SURE SIGNS YOU STINK IN BED!


    After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."

    Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.

    Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

    Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.

    Only moans during commercial breaks.

    Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

    Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

    Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

    You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.

    Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.

    During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda."

    Has suddenly started making you pay in advance.

    Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a .wav file.

    Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

    Keeps asking, "Are you sure you're not gay?"

    Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.

    Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

    Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.

    She yells out her own name.

    Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin.
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    HAHAHAHA

    Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin is the best

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    Originally posted by bigss75
    HAHAHAHA

    Bangs her head on the headboard before you begin is the best
    Now why is that good Bigss?

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