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    Would she dump me?

    In conjunction with my earlier thread about leaving the wife; do you think she might leave me? Here are some of the possible benefits of a life without mmafiter!

    No more...

    putting up with endless hours of Sports on TV.

    yellow dribbles on the toilet bowl rim.

    boring Saturday nights sitting at home.

    action movies when you'd rather watch "chick flicks".

    piles and piles of girlie magazines and sports sections.

    making love when you're too tired to enjoy it.

    shaver leavings on the bathroom counter.

    sticky, sweaty, hairy body lying next to you on a hot summer's night.

    toilet seats left up.

    readjusting your car seat and mirrors every time you get in the car.

    oil slicks in the driveway.

    being kept awake by snoring all night long.

    FIGHTS.

    hiding the leftovers so there will be enough for another meal.

    bites taken out of a cake you made for company.

    smelly socks down the side of the couch.

    being told how absolutely "gorgeous" your best friend is.

    aluminum recycling center on your coffee table.

    flushing a toilet that you didn't use.

    hiding the chocolate chips.

    washing his skidmarks out of his underwear.

    dirty looks when you dig into that Hot Fudge Sundae!

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    Naw! Those things just make me more loveable!

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    mmafiter if not she will now!!!!!!!
    "Got MILK"
    Where's Your Mustache LOL

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    Originally posted by bubbasr
    mmafiter if not she will now!!!!!!!
    Hmmm......good point. Maybe i better delete this thread before she sees it and get any ideas.

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    Re: Would she dump me?

    Originally posted by mmafiter
    In conjunction with my earlier thread about leaving the wife; do you think she might leave me?
    yes

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    Hehehehehe, the sad part is W8, All men are the same so it ain't gonna get any better.
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    Originally posted by mmafiter

    Hmmm......good point. Maybe i better delete this thread before she sees it and get any ideas.
    Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.

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    mmafiter you still have those photos of w8lifter and the video right ! So if she dumps you make sure you get the computer so you can post them LOL
    "Got MILK"
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    Originally posted by bubbasr
    mmafiter you still have those photos of w8lifter and the video right ! So if she dumps you make sure you get the computer so you can post them LOL
    Will do! The only thing is........the video shows me as well! I wouldn't want to make the rest of the guys on here depressed and feeling inadequate!

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    I don't mind that your ears stick out more than mine.
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    Originally posted by Scotty the Body
    I don't mind that your ears stick out more than mine.
    I'm pretty sure something else of mine sticks out more than yours does too!

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    Originally posted by mmafiter


    I'm pretty sure something else of mine sticks out more than yours does too!

    ....your nose?!?

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