mmafiter
Banned Member
In conjunction with my earlier thread about leaving the wife; do you think she might leave me? Here are some of the possible benefits of a life without mmafiter!
No more...
putting up with endless hours of Sports on TV.
yellow dribbles on the toilet bowl rim.
boring Saturday nights sitting at home.
action movies when you'd rather watch "chick flicks".
piles and piles of girlie magazines and sports sections.
making love when you're too tired to enjoy it.
shaver leavings on the bathroom counter.
sticky, sweaty, hairy body lying next to you on a hot summer's night.
toilet seats left up.
readjusting your car seat and mirrors every time you get in the car.
oil slicks in the driveway.
being kept awake by snoring all night long.
FIGHTS.
hiding the leftovers so there will be enough for another meal.
bites taken out of a cake you made for company.
smelly socks down the side of the couch.
being told how absolutely "gorgeous" your best friend is.
aluminum recycling center on your coffee table.
flushing a toilet that you didn't use.
hiding the chocolate chips.
washing his skidmarks out of his underwear.
dirty looks when you dig into that Hot Fudge Sundae!
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Naw! Those things just make me more loveable!
No more...
putting up with endless hours of Sports on TV.
yellow dribbles on the toilet bowl rim.
boring Saturday nights sitting at home.
action movies when you'd rather watch "chick flicks".
piles and piles of girlie magazines and sports sections.
making love when you're too tired to enjoy it.
shaver leavings on the bathroom counter.
sticky, sweaty, hairy body lying next to you on a hot summer's night.
toilet seats left up.
readjusting your car seat and mirrors every time you get in the car.
oil slicks in the driveway.
being kept awake by snoring all night long.
FIGHTS.
hiding the leftovers so there will be enough for another meal.
bites taken out of a cake you made for company.
smelly socks down the side of the couch.
being told how absolutely "gorgeous" your best friend is.
aluminum recycling center on your coffee table.
flushing a toilet that you didn't use.
hiding the chocolate chips.
washing his skidmarks out of his underwear.
dirty looks when you dig into that Hot Fudge Sundae!
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Naw! Those things just make me more loveable!