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    The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

    Hello all! You don't know us yet, but in due time, you will grow to love us - guaranteed! Here's a thread for like-minded reprobates to share stories of moral depravity.

    GICH!
    Last edited by GearsMcGilf; 12-30-2009 at 05:21 PM.

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    I'm confused...

    do I... do I pee in his butt yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    I'm confused...

    do I... do I pee in his butt yet?
    You need to be erect to penetrate the anus, however you need to be flacid to urinate.

    I suggest you 1) penetrate said anus 2) donkey puch back of head to knock out victim 3) allow penis to become flaccid 4) urinate in anus 5) celebrate said foul act by posting on the clean thread


    Gich!
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    Call me old and stupid but WTF do all those acronyms stand for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rahaas View Post
    Call me old and stupid but WTF do all those acronyms stand for?
    wecome rahaas

    AP = autoplow (sexual intercourse)
    SFW = Smash Fkg Weights
    LHJO = LeftHand Jerking Off
    Prip = Pipe rip (weed)
    GICH = Glad I Could Help

    + many many more

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    Guess who's back MOTHER FUCKERS??

    The one and Only, the fat and lonely, the AP Story writing king, SANESLOOOOT!!


    Fuck man.. i had a great workout today.. did lots of Heavy Bench, followed by some very light bench to attack the other muscle fibers.. maybe i should just quote Arnold's Article... i'm starting to like that IronMan Magazine

    But after i did my Chest and Tri's, i still had mad energy (because of Mdrol) and did 12 sets of Legs.

    I'll have to email JayV24 so we can get his gay Colombian ass on herr.


    oh and..



    GICH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j-pet View Post
    wecome rahaas

    AP = autoplow (sexual intercourse)
    SFW = Smash Fkg Weights
    LHJO = LeftHand Jerking Off
    Prip = Pipe rip (weed)
    GICH = Glad I Could Help

    + many many more
    Yes, there will be much more CT terminology to come. I am confident that there are many CT'ers and DRSEs among us. In time, they will make themselves known. In the meantime, GICH!

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    sup dems. been hunting around this joint. Fuck. The degenerates around here nearly make us look like girl scouts. I just saw ET getting head, and this other chick getting backdoor AP! Sniff, I fucking love this place!

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    HFS! I'm gonna have to go check out the rest of the place. I haven't even been to the sauna or pool yet. No telling what goes on around here.

    Testing: Fuck, shit, dick, pussy, asshole.

    Wow! They don't even bleep this shit out like they did at our old home! Fucking awesome!

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    I rape the rapist, molest the child molester, AP the Ape

    Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
    HFS! I'm gonna have to go check out the rest of the place. I haven't even been to the sauna or pool yet. No telling what goes on around here.

    Testing: Fuck, shit, dick, pussy, asshole.

    Wow! They don't even bleep this shit out like they did at our old home! Fucking awesome!
    careful roids, dont let such freedoms erode our carefully crafting language and idiosyncrasies

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    ATM your neighbours cat . . . all the college kids do it

    you need to slip the wife some ginseng, or better still rohipnol . . good luck Chairman!






    even the emoticons here are cool!

    ps: Im going to post a no-holds barred AP story from Christmas. I might even jazz it up with some fictional material for impact!

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    I like to put it in her butt and then make little brown drawings on her nice white sheets before I bail out......
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Its. Fucking. On.

    JDub's back bitches...good to see SANE back of all people. I'll reach out to Alan, Will and Texaswolf. You democrats reach out to Jayv and the rest. Lets do this thing, light this candle...


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    Quote Originally Posted by JDub View Post
    Its. Fucking. On.

    JDub's back bitches...good to see SANE back of all people. I'll reach out to Alan, Will and Texaswolf. You democrats reach out to Jayv and the rest. Lets do this thing, light this candle...
    so it's been said, let it be done . . . .

    btw, blessed by the presence of maniclion - he's one of the most depraved effers Ive seen on this site so far! Welcome to the CT!

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    Someone contact JayV. I'm banned on Bnut. You'll have to contact him on Bnut because he's prolly also banned on AM.

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