So, I was walking around the gym yesterday, when all of a sudden, a not so good feeling came over me. All of a sudden, my stomach tightened and I could tell something was up. I made my way down to the locker rooms and into the bathroom. I could tell by the feeling in my gut that this one was big and called for the use of the handicap stall. You see, all men know that there are 4 things about a handicap stall that make it a necessity for longer duration dumps.
2)A clothes hanger.
3)An old newspaper.
Before I get into the story, I will tell you what each thing is used for. You use the handrails to rest one of your elbows on, switching elbows once in a while to prevent cramping. The clothes hanger on the door is to put your shirt on. Now, here me out on this, the only thing better than taking a big dump, is taking one completely naked. If you have not done this I suggest you try it. It can also prevent drag wiping which may get a skid mark on your shirt while you are wiping. The old newspaper is not only for reading, but also as a safety net. You see, occasionally you have to go so bad you don't bother looking to see if there is any TP before you sit. An extra newspaper is there just to save face by preventing you from doing the hop scotch out of the stall and over to the paper towel dispenser with your pants around your ankles. The sink is there to use as a cooling agent by splashing it on your face or by drinking it if you are dehydrated. Occasionally, during forceful outs, this can prevent perspiration or heat exhaustion. Now, back to the story...