Are you feeling bloated?, clogged?, stopped up? bunged? or simply want a fresh gastrointestinal start with a sparkling clean colon?
Well, I've found the simplest way to remedy all of these within an EIGHT HOUR PERIOD! Yes, that's right, EIGHT HOURS...OR LESS!
For your next late night cheat,
Just combine one of these...
and two serveings of these...
Within eight hours, you will have:
~ Lost Ten Pounds
~ Evacuated all toxins, food residue, and a nominal amount of intestonal lining from your digestive system.
~ Developed quads, hams, and glutes with a simple HIT routine~ run, squat, sqeeze, stand, run, squat, squeeze..etc.
~ Have strengthened your anal sphinctor x 10!
~ Have a hole in the Ozone layer named after you.
Yes, that's right! So simple even Cronno can do it, with anal sphinctor strengthening that Albob can enjoy during those intimate moments at home! Put some Fiber One in your Bum today!!
Side effects may include abdominal pain, cramping, intestonal protrusion, hemorroids, rectal bleeding, vocal stress, blindness, ED, OCD, PUD, REM, halucinations and skid marks.