Favourite Masterbator

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  • The WankMaster 2000

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  • The AccuJack 1500 Model B

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  • LHJO

    7 50.00%
  • Rent-a-Midget

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    Favourite Masterbator

    the Capt has been embroiled in arguement with Chairman roids for some time now: What is the most effective masterbator?

    Now the debate spills into the streets of IM - vote now!

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    The LHJO, its a classic. You cant go wrong!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geared Jesus View Post
    You spelled masturbator wrong
    The Captain was speaking of Master Baiting his hooks to catch fishsticks not LHJO techniques...

    I prefer midgets: eye level with my rod.

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    Anyone try that Fleshlight before?

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    I wanna try one of those Flesh-like Vaginas

    It'd be nice watching some porn then then dropping the snatch of a rubber cunt over my junk would end the night off well. Do happy endings get much better?

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    I bought this rubber pussy once. Kinda like a sleeve. It worked ok but the only problem is that you have to warm it up and shit.

    Too much of a hassle. LHJO works fine.

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    +1 Willy, nothing beats LHJO. easy clean up. No warming up. Just rub it and shoot it.. sometimes I use a sock for extra easy clean up

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    this poll is an epic failure without this option

    Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot - CNN.com

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    The people have spoken and the Accujack it is! BTW, we never discussed midgets and LHJO is done unassisted without wank-technology. Therefore the other votes go to the accujack1500TM by default!

    Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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    a fifi works best i believe.

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    what??????

    where is the option for the crack in the wall of the former Gulag???????

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    I wouldn't admit it if my junk could fit in that little crack! Wait a sec?!?!?! The gulag doesn't have walls anyhoo. It's just a big ass frozen tundra in Syberia. In fact, I was only a few hundred miles away where I was in China. I almost made a road trip to visit keeper when she was sent there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roids1 View Post
    I wouldn't admit it if my junk could fit in that little crack! Wait a sec?!?!?! The gulag doesn't have walls anyhoo. It's just a big ass frozen tundra in Syberia. In fact, I was only a few hundred miles away where I was in China. I almost made a road trip to visit keeper when she was sent there.
    ahahahahahahaha! Poor keeper,... still stuck in da Gulag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanesloot View Post
    +1 Willy, nothing beats LHJO. easy clean up. No warming up. Just rub it and shoot it.. sometimes I use a sock for extra easy clean up
    Don't lie, you know you JO laying down and shoot it into your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geared Jesus View Post
    Yes. get the anal sleeve with the 1/4 ultra tight hole.

    Needs like 1/2 bottle of astroglide though.

    I bet you got it in black!


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