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    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise



    I, the
    Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely,


    P. Niss

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    Dear Penis:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    Raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
    Reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do
    Not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
    Locations.

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
    Order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
    The

    Correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
    The assigned task..

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
    Exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    Sincerely,



    V. Gina

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Oh sure... Easy for V. Gina to ridicule! She's got the easy part, just lay back and relax! Why not try P. Niss' job for a while. Then she'll see what hard work is really like!
    Quote Originally Posted by Phineas View Post
    Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    Oh sure... Easy for V. Gina to ridicule! She's got the easy part, just lay back and relax! Why not try P. Niss' job for a while. Then she'll see what hard work is really like!
    Looking at your Avatar and reading this.....I can really imagine you sounding like Patrick Star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Looking at your Avatar and reading this.....I can really imagine you sounding like Patrick Star.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phineas View Post
    Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

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