Withut fail here at the Blues Cafe', on the slowest day of the week, we get some dork who walks in 3 minutes before we close. In today's case...two dorks. These people will, without fail, order a glass of water and the cheapest item on the menu, and will set up cmp for a couple of hours.
I have adopted a new approach to dealing with this....Musical Torture. As they converse, as they are at this very moment, I sneak into my office and make some adjustments to our "playlist". I then sit, and increase the house volume every minute or so, or as neede to encourage those in the dining area to leave. Today's dork repellant:
The Bee Gees~ Baby come back
George Michaels~ Careless Whisper
Bobby McFarrin~ Don't worry, be happy.
Cameo~ Doin' da Butt
Twisted Sister~We're not ganna take it.
Hank Williams Jr.~Family Tradition
Sugar Hill Gang~Rapper's Delight
Don McLean~American Pie
I am searching for the Bagpipe music next.