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    How to tell what kind of a guy he is...






    ...by the way he pees

    Married:
    Makes a furtive inspection of tool without peeing.

    Social:
    Joins pal for a pee, whether wanting one or not.

    Irritable:
    Underpants twisted, can't find flap. Tears down
    pants in a temper.

    Timid:
    Can't pee if anyone is looking but pretends to.
    Sneaks back later though.

    Nosey:
    Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to
    see other tools.

    Indifferent:
    Urinal full, pees in sink.

    Clever:
    Pees without holding tool, shows off by
    adjusting tie at the same time.

    Frivolous:
    Pees round urinal, aims jet at flies.

    Absent-Minded:
    Opens jacket, pulls out tie and pees.

    Personality:
    Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out.

    Uncouth:
    Pees down leg into shoes, walks out with fly
    open, adjusts balls in street.

    Sneaky:
    Does silent fart, sniffs and looks at bloke
    in next stall.

    Childish:
    Looks down at bottom of urinal to watch bubbles.

    Vain:
    Unfastens five buttons when one will do.

    Strong:
    Bangs tool off side of stall to knock off drips.

    Unlucky:
    Tries to fart, shits himself, finds he can't pee.

    Adventurous:
    Pees at flushing system, has to shake head to
    take splashes out of eyes.

    Drunk:
    Takes out tool, sees two, puts one back and
    pees himself.

    GAY:
    Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised,
    admires others and wipes tool with handkerchief
    before putting away.
    I pedal... Therefore I am.

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