...by the way he pees
Makes a furtive inspection of tool without peeing.
Joins pal for a pee, whether wanting one or not.
Underpants twisted, can't find flap. Tears down
pants in a temper.
Can't pee if anyone is looking but pretends to.
Sneaks back later though.
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to
see other tools.
Urinal full, pees in sink.
Pees without holding tool, shows off by
adjusting tie at the same time.
Pees round urinal, aims jet at flies.
Opens jacket, pulls out tie and pees.
Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out.
Pees down leg into shoes, walks out with fly
open, adjusts balls in street.
Does silent fart, sniffs and looks at bloke
in next stall.
Looks down at bottom of urinal to watch bubbles.
Unfastens five buttons when one will do.
Bangs tool off side of stall to knock off drips.
Tries to fart, shits himself, finds he can't pee.
Pees at flushing system, has to shake head to
take splashes out of eyes.
Takes out tool, sees two, puts one back and
Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised,
admires others and wipes tool with handkerchief
before putting away.
I pedal... Therefore I am.
~ You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything. ~