...by the way he pees
Married:
Makes a furtive inspection of tool without peeing.
Social:
Joins pal for a pee, whether wanting one or not.
Irritable:
Underpants twisted, can't find flap. Tears down
pants in a temper.
Timid:
Can't pee if anyone is looking but pretends to.
Sneaks back later though.
Nosey:
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to
see other tools.
Indifferent:
Urinal full, pees in sink.
Clever:
Pees without holding tool, shows off by
adjusting tie at the same time.
Frivolous:
Pees round urinal, aims jet at flies.
Absent-Minded:
Opens jacket, pulls out tie and pees.
Personality:
Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out.
Uncouth:
Pees down leg into shoes, walks out with fly
open, adjusts balls in street.
Sneaky:
Does silent fart, sniffs and looks at bloke
in next stall.
Childish:
Looks down at bottom of urinal to watch bubbles.
Vain:
Unfastens five buttons when one will do.
Strong:
Bangs tool off side of stall to knock off drips.
Unlucky:
Tries to fart, shits himself, finds he can't pee.
Adventurous:
Pees at flushing system, has to shake head to
take splashes out of eyes.
Drunk:
Takes out tool, sees two, puts one back and
pees himself.
GAY:
Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised,
admires others and wipes tool with handkerchief
before putting away.
Married:
Makes a furtive inspection of tool without peeing.
Social:
Joins pal for a pee, whether wanting one or not.
Irritable:
Underpants twisted, can't find flap. Tears down
pants in a temper.
Timid:
Can't pee if anyone is looking but pretends to.
Sneaks back later though.
Nosey:
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to
see other tools.
Indifferent:
Urinal full, pees in sink.
Clever:
Pees without holding tool, shows off by
adjusting tie at the same time.
Frivolous:
Pees round urinal, aims jet at flies.
Absent-Minded:
Opens jacket, pulls out tie and pees.
Personality:
Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out.
Uncouth:
Pees down leg into shoes, walks out with fly
open, adjusts balls in street.
Sneaky:
Does silent fart, sniffs and looks at bloke
in next stall.
Childish:
Looks down at bottom of urinal to watch bubbles.
Vain:
Unfastens five buttons when one will do.
Strong:
Bangs tool off side of stall to knock off drips.
Unlucky:
Tries to fart, shits himself, finds he can't pee.
Adventurous:
Pees at flushing system, has to shake head to
take splashes out of eyes.
Drunk:
Takes out tool, sees two, puts one back and
pees himself.
GAY:
Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised,
admires others and wipes tool with handkerchief
before putting away.