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How to tell what kind of a guy he is...

Tboy

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...by the way he pees

Married:
Makes a furtive inspection of tool without peeing.

Social:
Joins pal for a pee, whether wanting one or not.

Irritable:
Underpants twisted, can't find flap. Tears down
pants in a temper.

Timid:
Can't pee if anyone is looking but pretends to.
Sneaks back later though.

Nosey:
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to
see other tools.

Indifferent:
Urinal full, pees in sink.

Clever:
Pees without holding tool, shows off by
adjusting tie at the same time.

Frivolous:
Pees round urinal, aims jet at flies.

Absent-Minded:
Opens jacket, pulls out tie and pees.

Personality:
Stands for a while, grunts, farts and walks out.

Uncouth:
Pees down leg into shoes, walks out with fly
open, adjusts balls in street.

Sneaky:
Does silent fart, sniffs and looks at bloke
in next stall.

Childish:
Looks down at bottom of urinal to watch bubbles.

Vain:
Unfastens five buttons when one will do.

Strong:
Bangs tool off side of stall to knock off drips.

Unlucky:
Tries to fart, shits himself, finds he can't pee.

Adventurous:
Pees at flushing system, has to shake head to
take splashes out of eyes.

Drunk:
Takes out tool, sees two, puts one back and
pees himself.

GAY:
Holds tool in two fingers, little finger raised,
admires others and wipes tool with handkerchief
before putting away.
 
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