When I first moved into my geek roommate's place, he had this debate going on. Who would win in a fight between a man and a 27 house cats who had not been fed for 7 days but they did have water.
First off, its 1 vs 27. The man has a condom on, the cats were not breast fed.
It is to the death. No escaping.
It is in a safe environment, much like a Republican convention . The climate nor surroundings have NO influence of the fight.
Points that came up during our discussion:
-Panic. "The man would prolly ( prolly is not a real word but I am a fucking moron so go with it) panic." Not necessarily. Its an average man by average I am saying his cock is 6 inches erect. This man is not dumb like me, but not a genius like John H. He knows going in, its either him or the 27 hungry cats. He knows he must fight or die. The cats wont panic. They rely on their ability to correct retards spelling mistakes . The man has adrenaline too, only the difference is he can't spell.
-Weapons. "The man cant win without a knife" Why? The cats will bite and grab and pull and tear, but that's it. Once the cats jaw is in use, its taken up. The man has more natural weapons thanks to his thumbs and poor spelling skills. Also, cats hunt in packs. How good are they alone?
-Agility. "The cats will grab the neck." True. However this man isn't dumb and knows he can die. Its safe to say he knows how he can die and defend against it. But the cats are more agile and will probably know how to get the neck better than the man can defend it naturally. With the man's more natural weapons, he could defend and grab a cats neck. Not to mention, a man can fight off his back, then again all animals can do this unless they are turtles.
-Size. This is a tricky one. Looking up the average size of a cat I came up around a 10lb mark. Finding an average man put his slightly heavier. As far as muscle type and placement goes, no one knows, except people with an education beyond the first grade.
-Killing Instinct. Cats have the advantage here, because men have never dropped an atom bomb or committed genocide. However, with the given circumstances, does it matter since were this far?
I brought this up when I was riding to school on the short buss and what I found that people that didn't even give it a moment's thought said "cats." Whereas people who took a moment and thought about it, they said "you are the biggest retard to ever ride this buss."
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