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    You've got no balls!






    Ive always been curious as to what juicers say to women regarding their balls (or lack of).

    I'm just about to start my first cycle, I can't find any HGC and it's the middle of winter here therefore my balls are going to back their bag and leave for sure!

    I know a lot of guys manage to keep their steroid use a secret from their wives/girlfriends but surely they must find it strange that their man has balls the size of almonds.

    I plan on getting laid as much as possible while on the juice but I'm not sure what I'm going to say regarding my balls.

    Are you guys honest when you pick up chicks and just say "yeah fuck it, I'm on the juice" or do you come up with some elaborate bullshit excuse as to why you've got a ballbag the size of an eight year old boy?

    What do the chicks usually say when they go down on you and spot the obvious?

    I can just imagine the conversations that take place when she gets with her girlfriends lol.


    What's the norm?
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    lol well bro, for a start your sack does not shrink, but your nuts do. You could always get hold of some clomid and run it too, sometimes on gear your load will lack a little, but with the use of clomid they all say "its a porn star load", so in a round about way it may maje up for the lack of nut size and may not deflate them as much.

    As to saying yeah fuck it I juice to a chick you pick up, that would not be smart, its not a good idea to let everyone know you do it'll just attract trouble for you bro.

    If you were married or in a serious relationship then yeah you can tell them.

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    tell her she's not sucking em hard enough
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    If you do HCG from the start you dont get small nuts. Thats the main purpose of doing it, keeps your nuts hanging just like their supposed to. Besides that it makes your PCT go that much easier, just one less thing to try to fix. You can find HCG and I personally would never do a cycle without it. Most guys myself included use 250iu's 2x wkly but you can adjust the dose if needed. Some reccomend 500 2x wkly but I am in the camp of do as little as works, same with ai's and honestly same with juice to a point. Theres a cut off on everything where more isnt always better. Risk versus benifit ratio. I may look into the use of clomid during cycle for bigger loads but generally I just use that for PCT. Proviron sounds interesting though as I have been told it helps with sex drive while on but dont know if that corilates into bigger loads or not.

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    Shouldn't start a cycle without having your PCT/on-cycle therapy on hand.
    Try some HCGenerate from Needtobuildmuscle, has great reviews.

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    So what is it with these guys that don't use AIs during their entire cycle or they just have some on hand incase they need them?

    Do they usually know thayt they are not prone to gyno or are they just taking unnecessary risks?

    I read that many guys have never used HCG before and they have many cycles under their belt.

    Do a lot of you guys order this stuff from overseas or find it locally? How reliable is the internet when it comes to ordering AIs/PCT from overseas?

    I've read threads regarding this and Oz customs are complete arseholes when it comes to bringing these products in. Is it a punishable crime to order AIs and PCT drugs without a script or do customs simply confiscate the items if they chose not to let them through?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillHicksFan View Post
    So what is it with these guys that don't use AIs during their entire cycle or they just have some on hand incase they need them?

    Do they usually know thayt they are not prone to gyno or are they just taking unnecessary risks?

    I read that many guys have never used HCG before and they have many cycles under their belt.

    Do a lot of you guys order this stuff from overseas or find it locally? How reliable is the internet when it comes to ordering AIs/PCT from overseas?

    I've read threads regarding this and Oz customs are complete arseholes when it comes to bringing these products in. Is it a punishable crime to order AIs and PCT drugs without a script or do customs simply confiscate the items if they chose not to let them through?

    Yes they are assholes bro.
    That I know of there is no offence to order pct if you get it from a chem research place.
    As to find hcg local, I have not seen it local before hence the reason the guys mainly use clomid or nolva.

    You can try to get it through a board sponser maybe even through in a powder form in bulk say a 100g lot and make it yourself.

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    i use all yr round almost hcg it keeps my nuts right up where they should be. but i use 250iuxs2wk or 500iuxs2 wk. it depends on the steroids i use.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roaddkingg View Post
    If you do HCG from the start you dont get small nuts. Thats the main purpose of doing it, keeps your nuts hanging just like their supposed to. Besides that it makes your PCT go that much easier, just one less thing to try to fix. You can find HCG and I personally would never do a cycle without it. Most guys myself included use 250iu's 2x wkly but you can adjust the dose if needed. Some reccomend 500 2x wkly but I am in the camp of do as little as works, same with ai's and honestly same with juice to a point. Theres a cut off on everything where more isnt always better. Risk versus benifit ratio. I may look into the use of clomid during cycle for bigger loads but generally I just use that for PCT. Proviron sounds interesting though as I have been told it helps with sex drive while on but dont know if that corilates into bigger loads or not.
    +1

    .....And no proviron does not do that, but clomid does.

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    They don't generally shrink that much, and a woman is as likely to tell you your nuts are small as you are to tell her she has small tits. No quicker way to get kicked out of the playpin.
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