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The LHJO Thread

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. . who are you LHJO off to? :daydream:
 
I'm ambidextrous so I can use both LHJO and RHJO and pick up a stroke:jerkit: Works great. I'll be able to determine who after everyone puts up their pics for a test run:D
 
raping my bf in the ass with a big studded angry looking strap on while he screams like a girl. he has long hair which i'd be using to secure his position so i could get nice deep ramming thrusts going... maybe some ass slapping... a ball gag would be good... one that makes him drool a lot. of course it'd muffle the screams but i guess that's ok.

no i'm not kidding. it's not a sex fantasy it's an anger fantasy. does that count?
 
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raping my bf in the ass with a big studded angry looking strap on while he screams like a girl. he has long hair which i'd be using to secure his position so i could get nice deep ramming thrusts going... maybe some ass slapping... a ball gag would be good... one that makes him drool a lot. of course it'd muffle the screams but i guess that's ok.

no i'm not kidding. it's not a sex fantasy it's an anger fantasy. does that count?


I'd have to say your boyfriend is not aware that he may be on the receiving end of your anger one of these nights when he passes out after drinking:geewhiz:
 
I'd have to say your boyfriend is not aware that he may be on the receiving end of your anger one of these nights when he passes out after drinking:geewhiz:


oh he's aware... and a bit intrigued. in fact i think he spent the last 5 yrs 7 months pissing me off just to get some of that.
 
:coffee:
 
there aren't any guys in porn at all that i'd watch and think i wish it were me he was doing stuff to so i pretty much imagine the guy is someone i'd want to be with in real life... it would NOT be a pornstar.

when guys watch porn are you just watching the sex or imagining you're with the girl? or watching that couple? i don't think peeping on someone would thrill me any. i like scenes with good anal over other types but the people in the clips do nothing for me.
 
I was LHJO off to an Ex- who rang me to say if I wanted to fuck her anal I could . . she's too much of a nut-bag to go their, but certainly thought for the wank-bank ;)
 
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. . who are you LHJO off to? :daydream:

The Situation's coffee mug. I cum right before it gets to his smiley's mouth. I have 3 mugs at home with "The Situation" marked on them. They are all full and I'm breaking out a new one and saving them all.
 
I'm gonna LHJO to LW . . it wont be the 1st time ;)
 
I think lw's tale of the strap-on has broken my penis. Speaking of flaccid penises, do you all think burt reynolds ever uses his toupee as a spunk rag?
 
To some of the chicks I've videotaped with a hidden camera. :ohyeah:
 
The Situation's coffee mug. I cum right before it gets to his smiley's mouth. I have 3 mugs at home with "The Situation" marked on them. They are all full and I'm breaking out a new one and saving them all.

See i'm so great that straight guy LHJO to me ...please feel free to:coffee:
 
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