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    Help talk me out of going to the store to buy smokes!

    I just ate a few zanny bars and a couple of valium. Now I want to go to the store and buy some cigarettes. Help remind me why this is a big fucking mistake.
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    well.. the gov't recently passed that regulation where cigarette companys have to put a chemical in the cigs now to make them go out faster when not being consistently inhaled. Im assuming to stop ppl from falling asleep and catching their house on fire. Forgive me for not having a link to the new reg.....

    but...... I did hear the chemical was carpet glue. Have fun smoking that stuff....
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    Well, you'll waste a lot of money and possibly take it up permanently, and then die from it. I've had two people I cared about die from smoking-related cancer.

    Plus, smoking declares that you're a tool; and I know something about you KelJu and you're no tool. Are you?

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    I appreciate the attempt, but I need more. Call me a pussy. Call me a weak little bitch if I can't manage my own addictions. I need to summons my rage and turn it on myself.

    Somebody make me angry.
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    Make you angry? You can do that. Consider...

    You're supposed to have stopped smoking, yet here you, unable to control yourself. There should be few things that should piss you off as much as not being in control of yourself. It says that your weak at a level that involves no one but you. It's the worst sort of weak.

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    I think I am going to eat some more pills than go to sleep. Maybe the cravings will be gone tomorrow.
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    smoking turns you into this...........
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    Thanks for the help. I think you guys saved me from a trip to the drugstore. I haven;t taken Valium in a while, and I don't think I ever will again. This shit saps my intensity right out of me. I like my intensity. It keeps me moving.

    I think a couple of Ambien and Seroquel should knock me out for about 20 hours, and I will feel fine tomorrow.
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    ^^^^^^^^how long have you quit bro? dont pick up now, your past the 3 day withdrawl period arnt ya? are you bi-polar, you take seroquel? ambien is just as bad its addictive also.

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    the store has no jewish cigarettes Kelju



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    I thought I had that sorry smiley trademarked, hmm..

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