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    Going on a Cruise Tomorrow






    The bags are packed and we (Wife and kids) are getting ready to leave. Tomorrow we start the drive to Florida. On Sat. we get on the Carnival Facination for 5 days to the Bahamas and Nassau. My wife is trying on different pieces of lingerie for our "alone" time. She was just out here modeling them for me and it was quite obvious to me that I am not at all attracted to her. I'm not ripped by any means, but she just looks fat and disgusting. Especially her ass. She comes out in stockings and her legs and everything looks fine, but then she turns, like I'm going to get wood over her HUGE ass.

    I am so dreading having to go through with it on the ship.

    I just hope the lights are off.
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    P.S. I wish we had a puking smiley

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    Hookers are the key to long term relationships, so I'm told. I"m sure you'll find some good ones out in the bahamas for cheap.

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    Like having any alone time is an option. Last year we went on a cruise to Mexico and I took lots of pics of other women looking HOT

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    yea that's a hazard with men in this day where they can click a mouse and get any girl they want to pose sexy and be their fantasy lover when they jerk off. guys actually start thinking this is the level of woman they could actually attract and forget to say wait a minute i don't look so fucking hot myself. i'm lucky any woman wants my fat ugly ass. with all the back hair n farting.


    you think your wife has any prize in you? all you've done since you lost your job is come on here and make people feels sorry for her. she had your kids and you drool over other women on a public forum and trash your wife. fucking BRAVO

    let's see a pic of you in lingerie you big sexy buff stud.

    grow the fuck up and act like a man, husband, father not some 19 yr old boy with a perpetual hard on.

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    i'm sure women who pay money to go on these cruises would prefer NOT to have some horny, tongue dragging, MARRIED creep taking their pictures. think. duhhhhhh. wtf? ruin your wife's trip and theirs too?

    all your wife really needs to do to get a laugh out of this is just imagine the reactions of these "babes" if they woke up and saw you climbing on them for a little joy ride. reject your wife for women who would certainly reject you. reaaal rocket scientist.

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    Remember there is a lot of booze on those ships. I'm just sayin'...that could help.

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    damn. I would say a divorce is in order.

    poor lady.
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    poor little girl too. she is old enough to figure out the dynamics behind mommy and daddy's behavior on this cruise. my daddy is a big horny dog and doesn't love my mommy. why are you even bothering to take your family? you obviously don't give a rat's ass to keep it intact and functioning on any healthy level.

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    At what point did I say that I make it obvious that I was looking at other women? I took some pics, but I wasn't doing it while my wife was next to me. My kids are oblivious to any of this and my wife has no idea I feel any other way. I did say, "it's not like I'm ripped or anything". I know I'm a fat fuck.

    Even guys bangin' models looks at other women.

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    Feel very sad that you would say those things about your wife like that. Its possible, that you haven't been supportive in keeping her in shape. When was the last time you actually told her she was sexy? Probably before you married her and things have gone downhill from there. Everyone needs verbal boosters, its what gives us some confidence, especially from those we are closest with, such as spouses. If you aren't happy with the way things are, you have options, you can change the course in which she, and yourself are on.

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    excuse it however you want. you opened this thread and announced that your wife has a partner that doesn't desire, love or respect her.

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    Dude she spit out 2 kids for you, of course her body is shot she's not a hollywood harlot who can afford a personal trainer to slim her back down a month after popping out a baby especially not on the just above minimum wage you were bringing to the table.....

    You need to learn how to turn on your loveblindness....
    My gf is a little older than me and sometimes in the wrong light she looks it, but I have a picture of her when she was 18 on my desk at home and when I look at her in those moments I just superimpose the pictured 18 year old her over her face and magically she looks younger even after the superimposition is lifted....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muscle_Girl View Post
    When was the last time you actually told her she was sexy?
    No actually every other day or so, but maybe that's why she doesn't see the need to change

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    how can your heart and actions be in the words you mouth to her when you're on here lusting after strangers... oh who is this babe i need a girl like her oh i can't stop thinking about the chick i work with....

    sorry i'm busting your balls so hard, but it takes two to make a mess and two to make it work. pump up the sex with her wear those pounds off. encourage her. most of all put the things into your relationship that you are squandering on nothing.

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    how many of these are focused on her and how many are wasted on women that wouldn't even ever consider dating you?

    my dad was a fool always reading playboy and ogling other women. yes little girls are aware of this and so is your wife. you will get exactly the marriage you deserve. my mom hasn't slept with my dad in years because of how he made her feel and no one else wants him either.

    btw she always had a better body than he did. porn just makes men think they are really sleeping with the top ten percent of women when there's no fucking way in hell they could actually land them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    Remember there is a lot of booze on those ships. I'm just sayin'...that could help.
    Are you sure? I was told Carnival was booze free and that guests were prohibited from even bringing it on board in their luggage.

    If not, are there certain ones look for that allows it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    P.S. I wish we had a puking smiley
    I think there is one.


    ^knew it

    It's just the word "barf" in between semi-colons.

    Hope that helps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KentDog View Post
    Are you sure? I was told Carnival was booze free and that guests were prohibited from even bringing it on board in their luggage.
    Pills then. I suggest oxycodone and viagra.

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    my dad complained to me my mom was never interested in sex. i said " maybe you should put viagra in her coffee". i was joking and i know he never did it but it was funny a few months later when she said "sometimes chet can be thoughtful... he gets right up in the morning and makes my coffee and he doesn't usually have any".

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    Like having any alone time is an option. Last year we went on a cruise to Mexico and I took lots of pics of other women looking HOT
    hilarious .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    The bags are packed and we (Wife and kids) are getting ready to leave. Tomorrow we start the drive to Florida. On Sat. we get on the Carnival Facination for 5 days to the Bahamas and Nassau. My wife is trying on different pieces of lingerie for our "alone" time. She was just out here modeling them for me and it was quite obvious to me that I am not at all attracted to her. I'm not ripped by any means, but she just looks fat and disgusting. Especially her ass. She comes out in stockings and her legs and everything looks fine, but then she turns, like I'm going to get wood over her HUGE ass.

    I am so dreading having to go through with it on the ship.

    I just hope the lights are off.
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    P.S. I wish we had a puking smiley
    How would you feel if your wifey is on some forums talking about how such a fatty disgusting you are

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    Women from IM are ready to lynch Thegreatsatan. If you wish to be in good terms with the opposite sex never talk about womens weight, Its a golden rule. You made your bed now you must lay in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sara View Post
    How would you feel if your wifey is on some forums talking about how such a fatty disgusting you are
    He wouldn't care. Satan has no feelings, his heart has turned cold

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    Quote Originally Posted by sara View Post
    How would you feel if your wifey is on some forums talking about how such a fatty disgusting you are
    I agree.

    And yes, carnival allows alcohol. There are some ships that don't even allow kids. Disney cruises are anti-alcohol

    BTW, I won't have internet access on the cruise because of these prices:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    Pills then. I suggest oxycodone and viagra.

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    I am going on a cruise in November and was wondering what Wifi would cost. Jesus Christ.

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    ok enough of this.

    This is an official thread take over

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    I am going on a cruise in November and was wondering what Wifi would cost. Jesus Christ.
    For that price I'd have Direct TV/PC hook up a connection straight to my cabin for the entire trip, even hire a cabin boy to sit out there and aim it for me as the ship moves....
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    Quote Originally Posted by KentDog View Post
    Are you sure? I was told Carnival was booze free and that guests were prohibited from even bringing it on board in their luggage.

    If not, are there certain ones look for that allows it?
    no booze// fuck that
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSatan View Post
    The bags are packed and we (Wife and kids) are getting ready to leave. Tomorrow we start the drive to Florida. On Sat. we get on the Carnival Facination for 5 days to the Bahamas and Nassau. My wife is trying on different pieces of lingerie for our "alone" time. She was just out here modeling them for me and it was quite obvious to me that I am not at all attracted to her. I'm not ripped by any means, but she just looks fat and disgusting. Especially her ass. She comes out in stockings and her legs and everything looks fine, but then she turns, like I'm going to get wood over her HUGE ass.
    A. I think you should post some pics of your wife in her lingerie.
    B. A copy of this is being sent certified return receipt requested (she'll have to sign for it) to your wife.
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