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    Cop Joke = Priceless!






    No offense to DG or any others! This is funny though...


    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a
    cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over,
    walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

    The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher
    do?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
    fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can
    get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
    foot
    wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
    bridge..."

    The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS
    Where there is smoke, there is not enough lubrication!

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    hahaha cops are funny
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    that was great, lean!
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    LMAO

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