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    Smile 4 simple rules for happiness!

    1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

    2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

    3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

    4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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    Re: 4 simple rules for happiness!

    Originally posted by irontime
    1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

    2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

    3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

    4. It is important that these three women never meet.
    Now I have found the meaning of life... just need to find these three women!!!!
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    #5 ( and most important) Don't marry any of them.
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    Originally posted by Rob_NC
    #5 ( and most important) Don't marry any of them.

    Great advice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I just wish I had seen this list 7 years ago.
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    Re: 4 simple rules for happiness!

    Originally posted by irontime
    1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans

    2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money

    3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex

    4. It is important that these three women never meet.


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