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"Transformers" Crew Members Trash Megan Fox
Posted: September 13th, 2009 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
After the release of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" a feud between Megan Fox and director Michael Bay slowly began forming. This feud, however, mostly revolves around Bay replying to the many horrible things Fox has said about him and his movies.
But after referring to Bay as "Hitler," three crewmembers from the "Transformers" films have had enough and posted a letter on Bay's official website about how the real Fox acts and behaves. Some comments about the actress include "[she's] dumb as a rock" and "[she's] a thankless, classless, graceless, unfriendly bitch."
Bay has since taken down the letter and posted a short note, stating: "I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3."
Here is the full letter: This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."
The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.
But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!
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you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for
way too long to read!
and who gives a fuck newayz?
my total complaint is that megan and michael are both a bunch of dumb fucks that can't put their shit together so we can get some damn continuity for these movies. end of number 2 has her and sam's characters declaring their love for each other and in movie 3 she isn't around? thats kind of dumb as fuck.
then you have that moron shia lebuff talking about how it was needed for character development? fuck everyone in hollywood.
i rarely know what any celeb is up to, nor do i care, but i stumbled this and it reminded me of the pic where she snubs a kid trying to give her a rose.
you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for
I'm glad I don't have my own problems. Now I can spend my time worrying about this!
she's is smoking before the plastic surgery.
Big robots fighting, the occasional gratuitous boob shot and that's really all you need. All Megan Fox needs to do is take her shirt off and let those cans get some air time. Don't even need to give her dialogue.
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
July is not far off now. 9 weeks left.
Megan Fox To Play 'April O'Neil' In Michael Bay Produced NINJA TURTLES
Despite a very public falling out which led to Megan Fox being replaced in the third instalment of Michael Bay's Transformers franchise, the director has just revealed via his official website that they will re-team for the Jonathan Liebesman helmed Ninja Turtles. As you can see from the extremely brief message below, he refers to the movie with the TMNT acronym, although it's unclear whether this means that the title will once again be changed (unlikely as it has previously been reported that the Ninja Turtles will neither be teenagers or mutants in the planned reboot). She'll play "intrepid reporter and good-natured friend to reptiles" April O'Neil and beat Jane Levy, Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Olsen to the role. It is also being reported by various sources that the studio are looking for four unknowns to play the motion-capture turtles.
TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!
Sounds like Michael Bay got his knob polished and all is forgiven. Ain't Hollywood grand?
Anyone have any cliff notes on this brilliant essay on the trials and tribulations of huge ego personality clashes respective to making a movie based on a children's cartoon about robots from outer space that turn into cars?
Does anyone really like paying 20 bucks+ for over inflated movie ticket prices, popcorn and a soda to watch stupid cartoon derived poorly acted shit like this?
P.S. I would fuck Megan Fox anytime, but that is besides the point.
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i hate movie theatres, they are uncomfortable, i all ways want to kill people in there for talking and ect. When I have a 72 inch LED, BOSE, and a nice recliner at home. I just wait for it to come out on DL. Only time I go see a movie is if my girl wants to see some thing then I treate her, but we went to see some chick flick on vday and I wanted to murder these young girls that thought the movie was a good time to gosip and they had a comment about every thing in the movie. I told them to shut the fuck up or im dumping my drink on them. Luckily every one else was feed up with them too and every one clapped. I have no patients for disrespectful people.