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    Friendly Holiday Advice

    Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

    This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

    Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

    This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.





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    By this logic I'm gunna go get fucked up on Xmas and go drive. Since only 23% of accidents are alcohol related. Hells yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince View Post
    Friendly Holiday Advice

    Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

    This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

    Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

    This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.

    you just ruined my driving around time picking up high school girls
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    Dark Geared most be an insanely crazy driver then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkHorse View Post
    Dark Geared most be an insanely crazy driver then....
    Its a skill you learn driving a hummer while drinking ..but i don't talk on the phone while driving that drives me crazy when i see that shit
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    They also say that most accidents occur five minutes from home. This is why I park my car five minutes away from my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post

    you just ruined my driving around time picking up high school girls
    I heard you prefer driving around them middle schools also....


































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    I just smoke a bowl and sit back, let the road steer me where it may.....stare up at the rain clouds through my sunroof, with some Beasties 'In Sounds From Way Out', especially 'Drinkin Wine'

    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Don't worry about me.. i usually drink a bottle of jack D then take my quad out a spin naked with a santa hat on

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