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Kevin Funderburk, Moron of the Day, Gets His Ass Kicked By 71-Year-Old Rape Victim
By Pete Kotz
Wednesday, Dec. 22 2010
Kevin Funderburk, a 25-year-old degenerate, decided he was badly in need of a woman. But he was unable to obtain one by the usual means -- a problem common to the degenerate species. So he knocked on a 71-year-old woman's door, claiming to be homeless with nowhere to go...
Kevin Funderburk provides visual evidence of the pitfalls of trying to rape a 71-year-old woman who's way tougher than you.
The woman, being the gracious kind, unwisely decided to let the shitbag into her home. That's when Funkerburk knocked her to the floor and started to rape her.
But this wasn't the kind of woman who gets willingly raped by a 25-year-old candy-ass whose nickname must surely be "Princess." The woman managed to get her paws on a frying pan. Then she used said instrument of culinary glory to repeatedly bash Funderburk on the head.
Let's just say that the little punk took a nasty ass whupping. By the time police arrived, this not so stellar example of Kansas manhood was found unconscious in a pool of his own barf. He had to spend the weekend in a hospital just to recover from granny's beatdown. As you can see from his mugshot, he was clearly fighting well outside his weight class.
Our dickhead is now in jail on charges of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. Fellow inmates are mocking him as we speak.
From Kevin Funderburk, Moron of the Day, Gets His Ass Kicked By 71-Year-Old Rape Victim - True Crime Report
By Pete Kotz
Wednesday, Dec. 22 2010
Kevin Funderburk, a 25-year-old degenerate, decided he was badly in need of a woman. But he was unable to obtain one by the usual means -- a problem common to the degenerate species. So he knocked on a 71-year-old woman's door, claiming to be homeless with nowhere to go...
Kevin Funderburk provides visual evidence of the pitfalls of trying to rape a 71-year-old woman who's way tougher than you.
The woman, being the gracious kind, unwisely decided to let the shitbag into her home. That's when Funkerburk knocked her to the floor and started to rape her.
But this wasn't the kind of woman who gets willingly raped by a 25-year-old candy-ass whose nickname must surely be "Princess." The woman managed to get her paws on a frying pan. Then she used said instrument of culinary glory to repeatedly bash Funderburk on the head.
Let's just say that the little punk took a nasty ass whupping. By the time police arrived, this not so stellar example of Kansas manhood was found unconscious in a pool of his own barf. He had to spend the weekend in a hospital just to recover from granny's beatdown. As you can see from his mugshot, he was clearly fighting well outside his weight class.
Our dickhead is now in jail on charges of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. Fellow inmates are mocking him as we speak.
From Kevin Funderburk, Moron of the Day, Gets His Ass Kicked By 71-Year-Old Rape Victim - True Crime Report
Curt, did you write this article and just use Pete Kotz as a pseudonym ?