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    Islamic Prayer Mat

    . . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.

    Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
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    I think we'll be fine. Now on the other hand, if you were in Mecca getting head, facing east in a mosque, possibly.

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    Forget getting head on the mat. You need to pork her on the mat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    . . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.

    Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
    It depends how good the blowjob was... Pics or it didn't happen!
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    Ah yes, the "Someone's saying something that isn't nice about non-Christians, so let's say something about Christians", anal leakage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Ah yes, the "Someone's saying something that isn't nice about non-Christians, so let's say something about Christians", anal leakage.

    I'm not surprised at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Sorry I forgot to wash yours last time and you went to bible study with that brown ring around your neck...
    Were you trying for witty? Clever? A real put down? Because it's none of those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Were you trying for witty? Clever? A real put down? Because it's none of those.
    I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMS
    Not too seriously. Now cultures, that's something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Not too seriously. Now cultures, that's something else.
    well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriously
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.
    I am all these things too, but it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. If you take everything as a personal attack, especially on a forum, then that's kind of messed up. Telling someone they are in a lesser position just shows that you are intolerant for everyone who is everything you are not. I have a lot of people like this in my family and don't worry about it - your secret is safe with me, and enjoy your KKK meeting.
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