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    Islamic Prayer Mat

    . . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.

    Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
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    I think we'll be fine. Now on the other hand, if you were in Mecca getting head, facing east in a mosque, possibly.

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    Forget getting head on the mat. You need to pork her on the mat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    . . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.

    Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
    It depends how good the blowjob was... Pics or it didn't happen!
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    Ah yes, the "Someone's saying something that isn't nice about non-Christians, so let's say something about Christians", anal leakage.

    I'm not surprised at all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Ah yes, the "Someone's saying something that isn't nice about non-Christians, so let's say something about Christians", anal leakage.

    I'm not surprised at all.
    Sorry I forgot to wash yours last time and you went to bible study with that brown ring around your neck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Sorry I forgot to wash yours last time and you went to bible study with that brown ring around your neck...
    Were you trying for witty? Clever? A real put down? Because it's none of those.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Were you trying for witty? Clever? A real put down? Because it's none of those.
    I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I thought it was pretty funny, especially considering you actually take religion seriously DOMS
    Not too seriously. Now cultures, that's something else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Not too seriously. Now cultures, that's something else.
    well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    well thats good to hear. People often get seriously hurt or killed when religion is taken too seriously
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.
    I love you just the way you are DOMS
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    What my disdain really stems from is the constant attack on everything I am. Be it male, white, Christian, American, Western or not poor. I don't put up with that shit. Especially when the offender is coming from a lesser position.
    I am all these things too, but it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. If you take everything as a personal attack, especially on a forum, then that's kind of messed up. Telling someone they are in a lesser position just shows that you are intolerant for everyone who is everything you are not. I have a lot of people like this in my family and don't worry about it - your secret is safe with me, and enjoy your KKK meeting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I love you just the way you are DOMS
    Liar! You only like me for me boobs!


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    . . I got given one for Xmas, so far a GF has used it to kneel on while giving me head.

    Unfortunately we werent facing Mecca . . will this invoke jihad?
    what aboyt lhjo or rhjo facing mecca
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    I was kidding about the KKK, by the way, DOMS. Sometimes my jokes are not very funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post
    what aboyt lhjo or rhjo facing mecca
    Allah would turn cross-eyed if he saw my giant cock winking at her
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Allah would turn cross-eyed if he saw my giant cock winking at her
    My mind is messed up...

    The first thought that popped into my mind when I read your post was, "He's so big, he has to give himself a reach-around."


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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    I am all these things too, but it's nothing to get bent out of shape about. If you take everything as a personal attack, especially on a forum, then that's kind of messed up. Telling someone they are in a lesser position just shows that you are intolerant for everyone who is everything you are not. I have a lot of people like this in my family and don't worry about it - your secret is safe with me, and enjoy your KKK meeting.
    KKK meetings? Hell yeah...they have free cookies. Not Oreos, of course.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    KKK meetings? Hell yeah...they have free cookies. Not Oreos, of course.
    White chocolate chip! I mean... not that I would know... I've just heard rumors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Not as awesome as anal rosary beads.....
    I got a kick out of this on the car ride home.

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    I was given a mooslime prayer mat for xmas also. I just use it to clean up after a round of LHJO. But, to be respectful, I always LHJO facing mecca. Oh, and did you notice I didn't even capitalize mecca!

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    You guys know shit all about those Muzies, they don't ever LHJO....the left hand is for wiping and fingerbanging their own assholes...that's why they can only serve food or drinks with the right hand so the others don't see the shit under their fingernails.....A popular term for them is GAJO otherwise known as Goats Ass Jack-Off....
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    I use my mat to clean my muddy boots while eating a pulled pork sandwich. Sometimes I find my mat useful to roll up the bodies of recently beheaded, radical Islamic fucks. I love to return the favor of corpse play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    My mind is messed up...

    The first thought that popped into my mind when I read your post was, "He's so big, he has to give himself a reach-around."
    exactly fucking myself
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    try this i was in the UAE was in a cab the prayer bell went off they all stop in the middle of the street and break out the mat and atart to pray...crazy shit
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post
    try this i was in the UAE was in a cab the prayer bell went off they all stop in the middle of the street and break out the mat and atart to pray...crazy shit
    I was in the gold souk and the guys behind the counter just walked off into the back leaving us unattended...it was a WTF moment, you would never see such things anywhere else. It's kind of eerie when the chanting comes over the PA and everything comes to a halt...

    Well on a military base in the morn & eve during the flag ceremony all comes to a halt all Twilight Zone like
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I was in the gold souk and the guys behind the counter just walked off into the back leaving us unattended...it was a WTF moment, you would never see such things anywhere else. It's kind of eerie when the chanting comes over the PA and everything comes to a halt...

    Well on a military base in the morn & eve during the flag ceremony all comes to a halt all Twilight Zone like
    well they knew they're gold was safe they know how to deal with theft
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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