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    GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Description)






    WARNING: The following is a graphic description of a horrible and depraved sexual act that ALL HOMOSEXUALS PARTAKE IN. I am only posting this here as a stern warning to any True Christian™ who uses a public restroom. Please do not read if you are under the age 18 and/or a woman. GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS. Close this thread now if you do not want to read it. You have been warned.

    Recently, it has been brought to my attention that there is a perverse fetish that the gay community indulges in, but you won't ever hear about it from any mainstream source. It is called "Farming". As if you thought anal sex with guys dressed up as foxes wasn't pushing the limits of sexuality enough, the gays have created a truly abominable act.

    Farming, in its simplest definition, is the retrieval of stranger's feces from public toilets for personal sexual satisfaction. How it usually works is this: A gay farmer will stake out a public bathroom. This is known as a "field". They will then clog up the toilets by stuffing copious amounts of paper towels and toilet paper so that the toilet cannot flush properly.

    They then wait around either inside the bathroom or outside until a stranger goes in and has to defecate. The victim tries to flush, but is unable to. The victim then leaves the bathroom, but the feces remain in the toilet bowl. Now is the time for what is known as "harvesting".

    The gay will then pick up the fecal matter and place it in a plastic baggie. He takes this baggie home. From there, it is up to the whims of the disgusting pervert what to do. Some may smear it all over their face. Some may eat it. Others go as far as freezing the log so that it becomes hard, then placing a condom over it and using it as an anal dildo.

    Now, can't you see why God has properly called homosexuals an abomination worthy of death??? (Lev. 20:13)

    The following video is a man describing this act. It is 100% real and happening in bathrooms all across America as we speak. Please forward to 5:40 for the description of farming. You can also cut to 3:30 if you want to hear the intro and his experience, but 5:40 is where it is explained.


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    LOL. . .cuz said, they worship the turd. wtf.

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    First, you subject me to the thread with the "chick with a dick" and now this!!! You know how to play on everyone's weekness......... curiosity. I don't want to read your threads but I can't help it. You are like a bad addiction to crack. You are now responsible for making me vomit in my mouth..... not once, but twice. I need rehab and a heavy dose of holy water. God help us all.......

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    OMG! that has got to be the most sick, twisted, disgusting thing ever concieved..leave it up to those homos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    OMG! that has got to be the most sick, twisted, disgusting thing ever concieved..leave it up to those homos.

    Yeah...... and now those homos can serve openly in our military and bob for turds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkHorse View Post
    Yeah...... and now those homos can serve openly in our military and bob for turds.
    hah, Well when Bob finds out his turds are being hunted, look out, that m16a2has a 3 round burst capability...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkHorse View Post
    Yeah...... and now those homos can serve openly in our military and bob for turds.

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    Can't put my finger on it, but something about the guy in that video rubs me the wrong way.

    Like, why does he keep "accidently" walking into gay bars? One time is a funny story. More than once and it's intentional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    Can't put my finger on it, but something about the guy in that video rubs me the wrong way.

    Like, why does he keep "accidently" walking into gay bars? One time is a funny story. More than once and it's intentional
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    WTF!!!


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    This dude reads too many Dan Brown books.

    I generally dont give a shit about anybodys problems but this guy could really benefit from a doctor or some anti depressants.

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    Talking

    "I keep stumbling into gay bars. [...] Okay, my wife left me, but that doesn't mean I'm gay."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt James View Post
    "I keep stumbling into gay bars. [...] Okay, my wife left me, but that doesn't mean I'm gay."

    I guess that means I can quote you on that, Curt. Enjoy the sausage!
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    ^ Don't make me neg you. lol

    That's the professor's quote! SEE THE QUOTE MARKS???




    "I'm comfortable with my sexuality!"

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    Why, Mino? Why??? LOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt James View Post
    ^ Don't make me neg you. lol

    That's the professor's quote! SEE THE QUOTE MARKS???




    "I'm comfortable with my sexuality!"
    Yeah, don't do it. I've never been negged before! Does it hurt? I heard it only hurts the first time, but then starts to feel good!!!
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    Uncomfortable.

    lol

    And I meant the atmosphere! Not any activity.

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    um this is not just a gay thing only . this is a sex act that anyone who has that fetish do . not just the gays. sorry but there has to be some objectivity in this article very slanted . is this FOX news

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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    Look who's back! Wow!
    when someone starts posting about farming for shit, my wtf-senses start tingling and I have to make an appearance

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    i will give it this ..gives new meaning to pooper scopper

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    ^ LOL

    I believe the moral to this story is...


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    now thats funny shyt ROTFLMAO


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    also its only polite when someone drops the kids off at the pool someone picks them up . i mean u don't want them to drown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt James View Post
    ^ Don't make me neg you. lol

    That's the professor's quote! SEE THE QUOTE MARKS???




    "I'm comfortable with my sexuality!"
    NEG HIM JUST JOIN ME AND WE CAN RULE IM AS FATHER AND SON WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE LETTER AND MEMBERSHIP INFO IS IN THE MAIL>>>>NOW NEG HIM
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post
    NEG HIM JUST JOIN ME AND WE CAN RULE IM AS FATHER AND SON WELCOME TO THE GAYSIDE LETTER AND MEMBERSHIP INFO IS IN THE MAIL>>>>NOW NEG HIM
    Fixed it for you Darked Gayed God. And you know what. Don't even give me reps for it - that one's on me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    Fixed it for you Darked Gayed God. And you know what. Don't even give me reps for it - that one's on me!
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    Darked Gayed God.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post



    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post

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    http://SteelGear.net/usa-domestic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post

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    How many dicks have you had today, Chico? My guesss is five. If it's less than five I will neg myself.
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