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What's the best anal lube?

that is even better an idea, for if you've got neighbors....there is no need to go to the porno store, just hit the neighbors up to borrow some butter.

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gich!
 
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By far the best all around lube you can buy. Spreads on real easy and will not drop on the sheets until you work it in for a while and it Vegan and Kosher safe. :ohyeah::ohyeah::ohyeah:
 
It's moot at this point. I tried again this morning. Things were going good, so i suggested we give it another shot. She gets offa me and says "nevermind, you just ruined it! Why are you so obsessed with this now." She even accused me of being interested in it because I must've done it with someone else recently, which I haven't. I told her I just wanna try some new stuff. But, as little interest in regular sex as she has, it's pretty much a lost cause. With the past gf, the passion was so intense that there wasn't any need to do anything outta the ordinary. But, she prolly would've, had I suggested it. That's just the problem with being married to such a cold fish.

I'm just in a bitchy mood and venting today. Who knows, could be the gears.
 
Get her off the Pill.
 
Hell, I wish there were a simple cause like that. She's not on any BC. I got snipped years ago. Maybe if she exercised, it might help to increase energy & libido. At this point tho, I don't even know if I'm interested in trying.
 
what do poppers do?


Ammonitrate/ Rush? Locker room? This is old school, the stuff that is sniffed and you kill brain cells. The dizzy affect in your head and ultra sensitive with lights, used in the disco era, as well the feeling that your being whizzed in your head, your ears pop.

I can't give you too much more on this,but was very big in the early 80's. Goes well with sex too... many gay males were notorious for using it. (at least here in SF!)
 
For real........there is this stuff called "Boy Butter". I imagine by the name it was made by a gay man. Anyway my wife bought it and loves it. It has the consistency of Crisco and it has a numbing agent in it for her ass. I'm a bit big, and this really does the trick. She not only can "stand it" but actually loves anal now. What sucks is the numbing agent works on you too, so use a condom. The good news is that she has gotten used to a good ass pounding and recently only needs her vag juice to get it going.
 
I have always been a fan of Wet lube and if you have any good silicone lube on hand, that works... and lots of booze so she can take it!
 
olive oil, cheap and easy to find :)
 
All I can say my friend is that it takes a little warming up. If you really want her to let you do this you gotta go easy about it since she isnt all into it. She likes it she doesnt know it yet.

I would start it off with a massage and get her relaxed. And just start rubbing around it and slow but surely getting fingers in there so she makes the connection this isnt too bad and that way she loosens up. The problem is is she doesnt want to do it so she keeps it tight and she doent relax and it prolly hurts like a mofo.

So if you care about her feeling on it thats what I would do....

If not, caveman it. Knock her ass out and get to it! lol
 
I tried spit and was able to get in there, but it felt like I was just being jerked off by the spincter muscle. When I finally came in his ass tho, it was great and slid right in and out. Course, it was too late for much moar pleasure after that. Trouble is, I have to practically force it on him. He always resists and is totally unwilling to try anything outta the ordinary, including, but not limited to anal, beads, midgets, curling irons, homeless people, you name it. So, I just need something to make this as painless as possible. I wish there was something out there that contained a natural dilator. Or, if I had a 4" work like saney, it'd be easier.

I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?

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olive oil, cheap and easy to find :)

I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless... :ohyeah:
 
I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless... :ohyeah:


Should I ask how easy it is to remove from your "openings" after its all done? Seems like clean up on your side of things might not be easy. :thinking:
 
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