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    Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?

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    Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.

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    Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

    Then pound away! :anal:

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    My friends are quoting J-Lube...sorry the fellows are adding more,
    Astroglide warming lube
    gun oil force recon
    tenga egg lotion

    happy banging!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?
    You can buy it at a porn shop or off the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    Weird suggestion, but how about giving her a painkiller first? Anybody tried this?
    You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    You know, you seem to have a lot of valuable knowledge in this area that you could share. You could be a valuable asset to me in this quest. Perhaps we could get together sometime and you could help me try out some of your techniques. Just let me know next time you're coming to Bama and I'll get a room. I may even buy some some dinner while your here. Not to mention, you won't even have to pay fr any of the lube. As always, GLYCH!

    I you could find quualudes you'd might have less of a pain issue. they were known as 714 lemon

    someone did some research for the chemical compounds and this is what they found:

    There are a TON of Lemmon 714's out there - but it's proven they contain high amounts of various benzos (diazepam, oxazepam, bromazepam, etc..)
    Lube is great especially the warming ones, you might want to try muscle relaxers if your partner is having issues

    another that is to be closest to these are: mandrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    Why pull out for anal?



    You're my favorite. Like the best ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    Werd. Maybe some wine r sum10. I'd like something that'd mak it numb, but I'm fraid it would make my junk numb also.
    It can actually, but not as numb as her. Buy online or at a pornshop. DON'T EVER EVER EVER USE WARMING LUBE FOR ANAL. IT FUCKING BURNS, LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING FOREST FIRE. Or so I've heard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    Just rub some ambesol on her asshole. Or give a quick shot of lidocaine/procaine right in her dumper using a slin pin. Or get her coked up.

    Then pound away! :anal:
    Hahahaha coke + :anal: how most guys get through NYU lol

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    Gunoil best lube evermade

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    For pain free ass fucking, especially during initial entry.
    Saney was bragging that you like to take it dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    Why pull out for anal?


    so you can squirt on her face, porno style

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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    that is even better an idea, for if you've got neighbors....there is no need to go to the porno store, just hit the neighbors up to borrow some butter.


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