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    I think ruphenol & astroglide is the only lube that's gonna work at this point.

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    ass packing faggotry ITT

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    For real........there is this stuff called "Boy Butter". I imagine by the name it was made by a gay man. Anyway my wife bought it and loves it. It has the consistency of Crisco and it has a numbing agent in it for her ass. I'm a bit big, and this really does the trick. She not only can "stand it" but actually loves anal now. What sucks is the numbing agent works on you too, so use a condom. The good news is that she has gotten used to a good ass pounding and recently only needs her vag juice to get it going.

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    I have always been a fan of Wet lube and if you have any good silicone lube on hand, that works... and lots of booze so she can take it!

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    Best lube is no lube. Learn to man up your bitch, dawg

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    hmmm?

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    This shit holds up for 60,000 miles!

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    olive oil, cheap and easy to find :-)

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    All I can say my friend is that it takes a little warming up. If you really want her to let you do this you gotta go easy about it since she isnt all into it. She likes it she doesnt know it yet.

    I would start it off with a massage and get her relaxed. And just start rubbing around it and slow but surely getting fingers in there so she makes the connection this isnt too bad and that way she loosens up. The problem is is she doesnt want to do it so she keeps it tight and she doent relax and it prolly hurts like a mofo.

    So if you care about her feeling on it thats what I would do....

    If not, caveman it. Knock her ass out and get to it! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    I tried spit and was able to get in there, but it felt like I was just being jerked off by the spincter muscle. When I finally came in his ass tho, it was great and slid right in and out. Course, it was too late for much moar pleasure after that. Trouble is, I have to practically force it on him. He always resists and is totally unwilling to try anything outta the ordinary, including, but not limited to anal, beads, midgets, curling irons, homeless people, you name it. So, I just need something to make this as painless as possible. I wish there was something out there that contained a natural dilator. Or, if I had a 4" work like saney, it'd be easier.

    I've seen astroglide at w-mart. But, where can you get anal eze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    Why pull out for anal?
    Indeed.

    KY Jelly. The body-heat-warmed kind.

    BTW... why would you want a lube that numbs? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?

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    Anal Eze

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    Quote Originally Posted by blergs. View Post
    olive oil, cheap and easy to find :-)
    I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephfanny View Post
    I ABSOLUTELY agree!!! Use the extra light virgin olive oil...it has a very light taste to it, is nice and slippery, and doesn't burn when it's up inside either of my openings. Using this during foreplay is feesible because of the taste and then it makes the transition to getting pounded very seemless...

    Should I ask how easy it is to remove from your "openings" after its all done? Seems like clean up on your side of things might not be easy.

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