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    Best story of the year...






    So yesterday i'm all up doing my thing. Chit chatting here on IM. Telling people how to get hugh and who they should buy their gear from since I know everything there is to know about gear and whatnot. trying to catch up on the real housewives on Beverly hills. Just chillin like a villain. Then.......

    Knock knock I heard.......I thought, who could this be on this fine Florida day.. at stork brining a package ?????? NAY.....twas the pest control fella.. Being shirtless I panicked and forgot to turn off my show, RH of BH. I open the door and say enter with my skin glistening from all the oil my body produces. Do you business I commanded. The business gets done and my servant left only to come a knock on my door again. My fellow creature asked me if I am going to Gasperilla, NAY i exclaimed.....blah blah blah he sends me a text few hours later saying that he was gay and didn't want sara or myself to flip out and that he wasn't a queen type gay and was wondering why I was watch The Real House Wives of Beverly Hills.

    We are really looking forward to hanging out with him and his life partner.

    I would really like to ask him if he thought I was good looking guy with my shirt off.

    true story.

    anyone going to be in tampa for Gasperilla ?
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    might be time stick another pill in your hiney
    Don't tread on me!!
    Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Is reddog a mod yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    might be time stick another pill in your hiney
    i'm sick from the last one. No more until next friday night
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    just f-in with ya bro
    Don't tread on me!!
    Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Is reddog a mod yet?

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    Fabio, I think you would love this event. LOL

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    I might stop by on my way to the transvestite parade in Key West.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    I might stop by on my way to the transvestite parade in Key West.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 wolf View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    So yesterday i'm all up doing my thing. Chit chatting here on IM. Telling people how to get hugh

    type gay and was wondering why I watch The Real House Wives of Beverly Hills.
    Like how to hook up with Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Mungo Grant?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    So you and the wife are gonna hang out with the gay Orkin man and his partner? Y'all gonna swap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Like how to hook up with Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, Hugh Mungo Grant?
    lol....I just got some gh in the mail. must be where that comes from
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    So you and the wife are gonna hang out with the gay Orkin man and his partner? Y'all gonna swap?
    I dont like to rush into things.

    I hope he doesnt get on these boards.

    He is a cool guy actually. I'm only a racist bigot on these boards
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