This is probably the wrong forum to be asking, but because it is here.....
Do they look like that from birth, giving birth or just worn out?
haha. not the wrong forum. i would say its beyond worn out. i bet yours is picture frigggin perfect. they usually match the face. and i did say usually. and since this is the "anything goes" forum i expect you to not take any offense to this. but um, im gonna need u to drop that right leg down for me. i know ur hitched, but u are one hot mofo.