With all these soft ass bitches (this includes me with 2 strikes) running shit, I can't wait til 2012 LOL. No more technology, just pullups, dips, and pushups, oh yeah and burpees too LOL
USP Victorville, This dude, mid 50s, 5ft 7, buck 60, ripped, doing life, super mellow, respectful, teaching yoga in the pen.
He gets into a beef with some young Crips. They put a greenlight on the yoga dude. They give him a chance to check in. He gets "suited and booted" waits for them in the middle of the yard. About 8 Crips get sent on a mission to hit the yoga dude. Everybody is strapped up. The yoga dudes got hands, he's putting in work. The Youngsters are scared so they really don't rush in at first. Finally the the yoga dude gets tackled and they start stabbing the shit outta yoga dude. The horn sounds. The pigs start blasting shotguns. Everybody gets face down. The ninja turtles rush in. A fuckn filipina whore, nurse come in with the medic squad to tend to the yoga dude. The slut, cunt, bitch, yellow, stank-pussy manila whore tries to be slick and says, "sooo wut deed joo doo? jooo fighting o sumting? The yoga dude is leaking and he just says,"no maam, I fell".
Fuck The World!!!, Thug Life!!!