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    do you think he had a penis? and how do you think he controlled it?

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    I heard that Jesus told the messicans before he left, "name all of your children after me and don't do anything until I return"

    ... fucking messicans

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    jesus was a dick

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    Jesus died for your sins. Doug Stanhope is doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
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    i wasnt there quit blaming me for jesus dying. i'll sin all i want. its FUN

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    jesus collects coupons, and steals change from homeless people!
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    jesus collects coupons, and steals change from homeless people!
    I bet Al could fuck him up!
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    We can throw a kegger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    You're going to hell Min0. See you there!
    I'm sure Jesus would say "Thank you God for gifting me with a huge penis"

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    yes he had a penis and he kept it down by thinking about your mom.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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