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  • I dont know, its hard. I take it one day at a time. Twinkies help ease my pain.

    3 16.67%
  • I dont care. Im very content with being this way.

    2 11.11%
  • Im not fat, im just short for my weight.

    1 5.56%
  • Ive contemplated suicide lately. I sure hope this DNP/t3/Cocaine stack works.

    7 38.89%
  • I wish i was desirable like that Fantastic Guinea bastard.

    5 27.78%
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    Being a fat fuck...






    What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?

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    i rely on date rape. im getting good at my craft.

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    I used to eat the pain away honestly.. I would actually hide the entire box of Chocolate bars in the closet and eat them so people or family wouldn't notice me running into the kitchen all the time.. They were my crutch in needy times.. which was most of the time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pitbullguy0101 View Post
    i rely on date rape. im getting good at my craft.
    Hey, does this smell like Chloroform to you?

    Heh-heh-Allllriiight!

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    Date a girl that treats you allright. Then fuck all of her friends. Works wonders for the ego lol

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    Oh yeah and its cheaper than hookers and drugs and booze. We can't all be charlie sheen, even though we want to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?
    I cry uncontrollably for hours.

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    I don't know I'm pretty hott and desireable. I will butt out this thread.
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    Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fantastico View Post
    What is that like? And how do you cope with the taunting and constant let downs by the opposite sex?

    I wish i was desirable like that Fantastic Muslim bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ontopthegame85 View Post
    I don't know I'm pretty hott and desireable. I will butt out this thread.

    You look like a AIDS victim !

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    This thread not only insults me but it insults every person who wishes he could be
    uber jerked and tan like Mr. Fantastico.







    Eat your heart out Saney, Me and Johnny are FB pals.
    Don't tread on me!!
    Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retlaw View Post
    You look like a AIDS victim !
    yea okkk you wish you looked like me you old fat prolactin gyno,meth abuseing,your wife left you for mr.f then she comeing to lick the tan off my abs



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    Quote Originally Posted by ontopthegame85 View Post
    yea okkk you wish you looked like me you old fat prolactin gyno,meth abuseing,your wife left you for mr.f
    I thought ontop looked pretty good but I was wondering what was up with the closet full of tranny clothes.
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    I thought ontop looked pretty good but I was wondering what was up with the closet full of tranny clothes.
    geez I'm caught lol thats my friends ole ladys closet



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.
    canola pinning 101



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    Quote Originally Posted by ontopthegame85 View Post
    geez I'm caught lol thats my friends ole ladys closet
    I'm sure it is
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    I'm sure it is
    she pretty hott I would bang here 1st chance I got.She always looking hard



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    Drunk and high
    Drunk and high
    I don't know
    Don't ask me why
    I can't gear afford gear
    And it won't make me fly
    Spending all my money
    On a bag of white
    I rarely eat
    So I'll always be slight
    I want to get big
    I really do
    Once I kick my habit
    I'll get big like you.
    But until that happens
    And I hope its soon
    I'll party all night
    And wake up at noon
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Drunk and high
    Drunk and high
    I don't know
    Don't ask me why
    I can't gear afford gear
    And it won't make me fly
    Spending all my money
    On a bag of white
    I rarely eat
    So I'll always be slight
    I want to get big
    I really do
    Once I kick my habit
    I'll get big like you.
    But until that happens
    And I hope its soon
    I'll party all night
    And wake up at noon

    Drunk & the white go together like peas & carrots.



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post

    Drunk & the white go together like peas & carrots.
    agreed



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    Whos got the carrots
    Whos got the peas
    Open up that baggie
    And lay it out please
    I need me a ripper
    I need me a rail
    I want to get wasted
    And head down the trail
    Lay in the grass
    And stare at the stars
    When this night is over
    there will be scars
    People fucking with me
    Don't know what they want
    Probelby had something to do with
    Me calling thier chick a cunt
    But she had it coming
    Teasing me like that
    Coming on to a not big
    And calling me fat
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Whos got the carrots
    Whos got the peas
    Open up that baggie
    And lay it out please
    I need me a ripper
    I need me a rail
    I want to get wasted
    And head down the trail
    Lay in the grass
    And stare at the stars
    When this night is over
    there will be scars
    People fucking with me
    Don't know what they want
    Probelby had something to do with
    Me calling thier chick a cunt
    But she had it coming
    Teasing me like that
    Coming on to a not big
    And calling me fat
    great poem sorry about your fatty nb status



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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    This thread not only insults me but it insults every person who wishes he could be
    uber jerked and tan like Mr. Fantastico.







    Eat your heart out Saney, Me and Johnny are FB pals.


    This is very upsetting to say the least... Johnny isn't even my friend anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    Buncha undesirable Not Bigs up in dis joint.
    Bunch of head band wearing, merlot sippin, PCT kroozin not bigs talking sh*t in here...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Saney View Post
    This is very upsetting to say the least... Johnny isn't even my friend anymore
    You ain't been my friend in over a year...did you unfriend b/c lack of junk pics? BFT all the docking buddy you need?
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    [QUOTE=SilentBob187;2188925]Bunch of head band wearing, merlot sippin, PCT kroozin not bigs talking sh*t in here...



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    I have switched to diet, but it's not helping

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    Quote Originally Posted by vortrit View Post
    I have switched to diet, but it's not helping


    I would try it



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    Eeeewwwww.....bacon

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Eeeewwwww.....bacon
    I shouldn't admit it, but I actually had BLT's for dinner. One of the room mates made them and they were fkg slammin'!
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