jlacap...is that you?
whats the quickest someone has cum before? Mine was 12 seconds... beat that
jlacap...is that you?
haha no sorry I wrote this thinking it was random then seen what other people wrote about him... ill stop
man years ago i had this pimp pad apartment ans was slaying chicks all the time from pool partys. well we had some chick back at the apt smokin weed and drinking one was real thick borderline fatbut was coo as shit and had the biggest titties ive ever seen well my buddy had her and i had this hot chick well she turned out not to fuck the first night. well the next i was just alone nursing a hangover and smoking when a knock on the door......the huge titty girl was at the door wanting to fuck so with no one to loud me out for a chubby hippie slay i was down... she wipped off her pants a boom a bush one of my first full bushes so i was like damn but it was there so in i went and as god as my witness less than 10 pumps and bam i was done. she was like what the fuck and i made some excuse about me not wanting to continue because that had never happened and she felt bad and left. but the truth was that was the best pussy ever, so warm strechy tight and full of juice.. never saw her again.
anyway, this shit is classic. back in the day, a big girl showed up at one of my places looking for a buddy of mine. i was the only one there, we started taking shots, talking shit and smoking out. the next thing you know, BAM, we were fucking. it was the tightest, wettest, sweetest pussy EVARR. i nutted in less than 30 sec.
Cutting Hurts, But I Want To Be Hard ! ! !
Prob 14 pumps.. 2 days ago...
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I think I'm gonna stay out of this thread.
Helpful tip for y'all, drink alcohol before you buck, makes you last longer.... but drinking alcohol makes u not get a boner, so take viagra too to help you stay hard
Another little tip for you big mad muscley cunts, when your about to spunk. STOP! and lick her fanny for a bit that gives you another 12 seconds to penetrate her
Or just nut in her and tell the bitch to leave.
Here's a tip for you. Put orajel on your cock and u can fuck FOREVER.
You got me beat bro. Tren is great for premature ejaculation lol
Age is another cure. LOL!
Most of you guys are in your twenties. You'll see. Thirties will take a little longer. Forties? She'll keep asking when you are going to be finished. Fortunately, you don't have to stop just because she had a premature orgasm.
I'd like to experience a wet dream for once. Never had one.
Well I guess I'll try to use better sentance structure. I'm sorry my low intlect offends you, good sir.
suck my dick
thread delivers the lol.