How abusive have you gotten...

[SFW]

..with a prostitute?

 

[vortrit]

lawl!

 

[DiGiTaL]

Reading the poll options, fucking laughed.

I obviously unleash a torrent of punches on her.

 

[vortrit]

I choke them unconscious from behind and steal their wig.

 

[sprayherup]

I take them out on a nice date to Golden Corral, I pay for the tab of course, then I take them to see my parents. I have sex with them on the 4th date.

 

[ebn2002]

When I pull up to one I'm like "U r a cop, tits or GTFO". Course she whips one out, I'm like "I can't see it, put it on the windshield" then I spray her with windshield washer fluid and drive away LOL

Thats basically as close as you can get to a Detroit hooker without catching anything

 

[DiGiTaL]

I should feel guilty of this thread..my ex became a stripper.. Oh Well!

 

[Saney]

LMFAO @ This thread

I'm known to be a klepto when ever I do spontaneous things... I'd rape her and take the wig as a souvenir, then add it to my Buffalo Bill Collection of women Garments

 

[pitbullguy0101]

i unleash punches as well but then i would choke her out, put her wing on, cum in her ass, then leave with the money

 

[awhites1]

man! great question.

there are somethings that you secretly hide and even in a completely anonymous setting like this you never want to admit what happened once for fear somehow it gets traced back to you. so.... no comment

 

[Work IN Progress]

Im feeling left out. Ive never had a "woman of ill repute". I wish I could join this conversation.

 

[vortrit]

Im feeling left out. Ive never had a "woman of ill repute". I wish I could join this conversation.

Go get yourself a hooker tonight. Punch her in the seat and come back and post. GICH!

 

[theCaptn']

. . so no-one volunteering backrubs then

 

[Work IN Progress]

Go get yourself a hooker tonight. Punch her in the seat and come back and post. GICH!

Where I live, It wouldnt be worth it. Ho's around these parts are not exactly what you might call " Fuckable " Im better off sitting on my hand, Jerking off, and punching myself in the face.

 

[vortrit]

Where I live, It wouldnt be worth it. Ho's around these parts are not exactly what you might call " Fuckable " Im better off sitting on my hand, Jerking off, and punching myself in the face.

Okay, do that and lie and tell us you punched a hooker. As long as your lie in entertaining we don't care! GICH!

 

[vortrit]

. . so no-one volunteering backrubs then

 

[Retlaw]

..with a prostitute?

Unlike you hard up dirtbags, I dont ever need to go that route !

But if i did, Id punch her in the face when im busting and not pay !

Just saying.

 

[ATyler]

those poll options were awesome

 

[GearsMcGilf]

WTF! Why would you waste your time & $ with a prostitute and not beat the shit out of her after the sex? What's the point of paying for it otherwise?

 

[vortrit]

WTF! Why would you waste your time & $ with a prostitute and not beat the shit out of her after the sex? What's the point of paying for it otherwise?

I think someone is trying to point out that they are indeed a fag. Just sayin'.

 

[Gena Marie]

Let a girl make her living. Maybe that is the only talent she has. Who are we to judge? Getting off is getting off, just saying....

 

[Saney]

let a girl make her living. Maybe that is the only talent she has. Who are we to judge? Getting off is getting off, just saying....

+1

 

[Hoglander]

I like to be nice so I don't feel bad, if I have to feel bad.

 

[2B1]

Mulch. I'm a nature enthusiast. What can I say?

 

[malfeasance]

Im feeling left out. Ive never had a "woman of ill repute". I wish I could join this conversation.

WIP, not to get off topic, but you know Keisel shaved the beard off, right? Saw it on the news this morning.

 

[Work IN Progress]

WIP, not to get off topic, but you know Keisel shaved the beard off, right? Saw it on the news this morning.

Ya there was a thread about it yesterday. Vortrit started it.

 

[ebn2002]

If you are gonna beat up a hooker, make sure you are bigger than Vince from Sham-Wow cuz they hit back. But he did catch her with a nice shot to the eye LOL

 

[skyyman]

you have to be fag to hit a woman..and if your paying for it you need your ass kick...

 

[HialeahChico305]

you have to be fag to hit a woman..and if your paying for it you need your ass kick...

Never that!!!!!!! I put her to sleep than proceed to get my refund and quietly exit

 

[vortrit]

you have to be fag to hit a woman..and if your paying for it you need your ass kick...