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    what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    -wiped his ass

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    What do hockey players and Courtney love have in common?

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    Quote Originally Posted by awhites1 View Post
    what do hockey players and courtney love have in common?

    -they change out of there pads after 3 periods
    :o

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