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    what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    -wiped his ass

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    -Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from

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    What do hockey players and Courtney love have in common?

    -they change out of there pads after 3 periods

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    Quote Originally Posted by awhites1 View Post
    what do hockey players and courtney love have in common?

    -they change out of there pads after 3 periods
    :o

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    Why are crippled people always picked on?

    -because they can't stand up for themselves


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    What's sicker than a pile of dead babies?

    -the one in the middle chewing his way out

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    What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?

    - I dont know, i was too busy masterbating.

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