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    The Situation on Comedy central roast

    KA BOOM....................I have never seen someone bomb so bad.


    someone find a vid to post, I didn't see one. It had to turn the channel, I was getting embarrassed just watching him.
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    He sucks really bad.

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    I was embaressed for him!!!!

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    Now hopefully him and the rest of the trashy cast can go away for good.


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    This guy/cast shames Italian Americans about as badly as the mob ever did.



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    I want to see the whole thing, I bet they tare him up. What a dumb ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprayherup View Post
    Now hopefully him and the rest of the trashy cast can go away for good.

    nope. i read that the entire cast had signed on for a 4th season that is going to be shot in italy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klc9100 View Post
    nope. i read that the entire cast had signed on for a 4th season that is going to be shot in italy.

    That should go over well in that country, so called guidos that act like wiggers.



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    wiggers? I've said a lot of things about them but I've never thought that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    KA BOOM....................I have never seen someone bomb so bad.


    someone find a vid to post, I didn't see one. It had to turn the channel, I was getting embarrassed just watching him.

    found it...

    All Jersey Shore: The Situation Throws Grenades (Jokes) At Roast



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    ouch...........I physically can't make myself watch it again.

    Why did he not have someone write him a few jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    ouch...........I physically can't make myself watch it again.

    Why did he not have someone write him a few jokes.

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    he's not winning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by klc9100 View Post
    nope. i read that the entire cast had signed on for a 4th season that is going to be shot in italy.
    I pray that the mafia there hits them all.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    ouch...........I physically can't make myself watch it again.

    Why did he not have someone write him a few jokes.

    WOW
    Yeah, that was bad beyond belief. I couldn't even watch the shit, kinda like that show he's on. I guess no one ever told him that just because you're funny lookin doesn't mean you're funny. Mother phuqa had the nerve to blame Snoop for the audience not liking him...Dope!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel618 View Post
    wiggers? I've said a lot of things about them but I've never thought that.
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    he was offensive and terrible......he sealed his own fate last night and won't be getting any offers to work because of it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Yeah, that was bad beyond belief. I couldn't even watch the shit, kinda like that show he's on. I guess no one ever told him that just because you're funny lookin doesn't mean you're funny. Mother phuqa had the nerve to blame Snoop for the audience not liking him...Dope!
    I broke out in a sweat when I was watching it.

    I honestly thought he was probably a pretty smart guy and that he was playing a character on the jersey shore but he is dumb. Dumb doesn't even do him justice, he is way more than just dumb. there isn't a word that describes a human being like the situation.
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    damn, I'm trying to get through it. I can't watch it but I don't want to not watch it.

    There is about to be a hole torn in the space-time continuum.
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    that tard's 15 minutes were up a long time ago...time for him to go back to selling t-shirts in Jersey...
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    Never watched 1 second of that show.Never will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I broke out in a sweat when I was watching it.

    I honestly thought he was probably a pretty smart guy and that he was playing a character on the jersey shore but he is dumb. Dumb doesn't even do him justice, he is way more than just dumb. there isn't a word that describes a human being like the situation.
    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    damn, I'm trying to get through it. I can't watch it but I don't want to not watch it.

    There is about to be a hole torn in the space-time continuum.
    Quote Originally Posted by LAM View Post
    that tard's 15 minutes were up a long time ago...time for him to go back to selling t-shirts in Jersey...
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    we used to hang at the jersey shore in margate and avalon every fucking summer! and I wanted to shot myself then back in the 90's, then they put it on tv in the 2010's... i'm so over it, the east coast in general..lol
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    it wasn't the delivery/his inexperience in that role, it was his lackluster content that made him suck. the kid just aint funny...

    that said, Anthony Jeselnik rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    it wasn't the delivery/his inexperience in that role, it was his lackluster content that made him suck. the kid just aint funny...

    that said, Anthony Jeselnik rules.
    I saw Anthony Jeselnik a few months ago on Comedy Central, he's like the Christopher Walken of comedy....

    "I think having a baby is a lot like playing the lottery...........Latino's love it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANIMALHOUSE View Post
    I was embaressed for him!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I saw Anthony Jeselnik a few months ago on Comedy Central, he's like the Christopher Walken of comedy....

    "I think having a baby is a lot like playing the lottery...........Latino's love it...

    That guy was pretty good; I liked him.

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    The Situation on Comedy central roast

    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I saw Anthony Jeselnik a few months ago on Comedy Central, he's like the Christopher Walken of comedy....

    "I think having a baby is a lot like playing the lottery...........Latino's love it...

    I kept telling everyone to watch for this guy, now the Jeselnik Offensive is on and folks are like "where did this guy come from he's hilarious!" If he doesn't get canceled in the next few months he's sold out to Viacoms pressure...but I doubt he will...sell out that is.
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