A wish to live forever

[jagbender]

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I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.​

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"I want to live forever," I said.​

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"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like ​

that!"​

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"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get ​

their heads out of their asses!"​

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"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.​

 

[Gena Marie]

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh

 

[2B1]

lol, good one

 

[x~factor]

Hahaha

 

[Arnold]

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like
that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get
their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.​

 

[999]

Funny.


I'd enjoy living forever, but ony if I could kill off every man.

And keep the 10 hottest women in the world as my housemaids/sex slaves.