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    Ever fear a mysterious knock on the door?






    Just saying it, cause having any naughty stuff or waiting/recieving a shipment, all I can think of is this knocking on my door...



    It scares the shit out of me.

    Who do you imagine knocking on your door?

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    hahahah! I don't think Jesus will be knockin on my door anytime soon.


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    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    Lord it's the Devil with blue eyes and blue jeans!!!!
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    I hate it when people show up randomly. I have to scramble around the house to hide everything really fast.

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    I sincerely hope not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phosphor View Post

    I sincerely hope not.

    I have multiple guns around the house at my disposal for situations just like that ^.

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    ^^^^ Naw, they're prolly just selling magazine subscriptions. wink wink

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    Some random girl I hooked up with 9 months ago..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    I have multiple guns around the house at my disposal for situations just like that ^.
    I think someone didn't get the joke...

    They knock then run - get it?
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    Or when you just enter the shower...

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    The only knock I fear is on Father's Day. Luckily that one hasn't happened yet.

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