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    Tush Turner:Not just for your car

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    A lazy Susan for those too phuquin lazy to just pivot on their ass to enter a vehicle!?

    Dude will probably make a fortune!

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    Is this what getting old is all about? Damn it! Order me two

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    I am going to cut a hole in it so my wife can spin on my cock

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    reminds me of the pocket chair, for people too lazy to stand in line or carry a feather weight lawn chair....

    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    revolutionary...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2B1 View Post
    revolutionary...
    Seemly enough to captivate you.

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    classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chill View Post
    Seemly enough to captivate you.

    My dog captivates me sometimes when she licks her doggy vagina for an excess of one and a half hours, in a row. This does not however, qualify her as a revolution in modern science.

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    I need a tush turner for the workout equipment where I sit down.. and maybe a candy bar vending machine that follows me from machine to machine. Someone to actually do the workout for me wouldn't be a bad idea either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2B1 View Post
    My dog captivates me sometimes when she licks her doggy vagina for an excess of one and a half hours, in a row.
    Another reason for me to laugh at you.

    That pic is terrible by the way.

    WTF were you thinking about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chill View Post
    Another reason for me to laugh at you.
    GICH!

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    That pic is terrible by the way.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chill View Post
    WTF were you thinking about?
    ...a gang of homosexual zombies attacking a pair of hermaphroditic necrophiliacs wasted on meth and pcp.



































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