Finally, a product I can get behind

[withoutrulers]

YouTube Video

If this doesn't make your dick 3in longer then double your money back gauranteed.

 

[Imosted]

I have one of those and man it really works good.

 

[withoutrulers]

YouTube Video

Imagine finger bangin miss mary rotten crotch with this fabulous addition to the toy collection

 

[BillHicksFan]

 

[DOMS]

"German Nazis used to use this stuff. So it's gotta be great."

 

[DOMS]

"Jerk off carrots and pull the pubic hair off corn."

Holy shit, that really is hilarious.

 

[withoutrulers]

I laughed so hard at these vids my sides are hurting

 

[DOMS]

Same here!

 

[DOMS]

Not as good as the other ones, but still funny:

YouTube Video

 

[Chill]

I laughed so hard at these vids my sides are hurting

I'm hurting and cringing too, only because they're painfully horrendous.

 

[withoutrulers]

I'm hurting and cringing too, only because they're painfully lodged in my anus sideways.

Warranty on scam towel is voided after rectal insertion

 

[Chill]

Warranty on scam towel is voided after rectal insertion, a waste of my sex drive + money.
So I couldn't get any refund or compensation after my husband used plyers to remove it.

Aww that's just too bad little bubbles. Jacko would even be upset.

But you and your beau probably enjoyed the quality time together anyhow.

 

[jagbender]

Funny parodies