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    GUY Fairy tale






    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

    The Princess said “NO!”

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
    and went fishing and hunting and played golf
    and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
    and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

    The end
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    and MAAAASIVE AMOUNTS OF tren and deca

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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

    The Princess said “NO!”

    And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
    and went fishing and hunting and played golf
    and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
    and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

    The end
    true story!
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    marriage is for queers
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    I love a happy ending.

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    He doesnt wanna say what the princess did...

    Im sorry guys but shes making me a sandwich at 6am...after banging her since 11pm last night. Whos turn is it tomorrow?

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    I thought it was gonna go someting like this:


    Once upon a time a prince asked a princess to sux is cock and she gladly got on her knees and opened her mouth like a baby bird looking for a big fat worm...


    Dude, ur story was kinda geigh.

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