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    herpes , galloping knob rott, other STDs






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    it's an embarrassing subject for many to discuss, however we're all friends here at Anything Goes
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    Double reps for HIV carriers. I rolled the dice. No condom with over 250 asians and I won.

    It seems I had the nose of a bloodhound that could sniff out an STD within an instant of meeting them.

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    JFC you should buy lotto tkts!
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    Do they have Lotto in North Korea?

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    You know how the state of Georgia has an 'Athens'?

    Same thing here
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    Never done any good at lotto. Only lotto I've won was on here and GenX went bust before they shipped my last batch.

    As for STD lotto, I'm a fuckn champ at that game. Its a bit like playing poker where if you're good at it you can put the odds in your favour.

    Those chicks took it upon themselves to use my toothbrush the next morning and that worried me more than banging them.

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    I bet 1000 all you fags have herpes if not something worse.

    The way I look at it, as long as nothing is growing on it then i'm good to go.
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    I have testwork . . clean as a whistle . . a whistle that just got cleaned
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I have testwork . . clean as a whistle . . a whistle that just got cleaned
    I have a high immune system.
    " A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
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    Just wash it off with beer.


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    I've had these really persistant cold sores for the past few months, and it really hurts when I piss!

    That doesn't mean anything does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    I've had these really persistant cold sores for the past few months, and it really hurts when I piss!

    That doesn't mean anything does it?

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    I've been tested for every possible STD and all came back negative.

    When the doc was scribbling with his pencil and paper taking notes about my experiences in SE Asia he asked me if I've done this and that and then he eventually asked with a shy look on his face "did you have anal sex with no condom" and I quickly replied that I had and he went into like a defence mode saying that "that's ok, that's ok".

    He then went on to warn me about the risks of having unprotected anal sex.

    I was wondering why he appeared to be so shocked and it didn't occur to me until I was walking out of the doc's premises that he was assuming that I was a fag and had taken it in the arse while over there.

    I felt like running back to the surgery just to clear things up.

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    rofl! :anal:
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    I'm picky, never had an issue. But this thread was funny as hell.

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    iron magazine had a recent outbreak of herpes. 1 virus many sores... called 999, chill, shooters, realist and aries1. the sores disappear but then they crop up again.

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