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    my girlfriend

    has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

    have a good day all.

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    another one of these useless threads and im going to start negging you
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    another one of these useless threads and im going to start negging you
    is that supposed to scare me??

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    Pics or she has an 8 inch beef stick

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    ask her if I can use it also

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    ask her if I can use it also
    yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlacap View Post
    yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.
    gigidy,gigidy,goo

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    gigidy,gigidy,goo
    would you like to set up an appointment time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    Pics or she has an 8 inch beef stick
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    Did this guy just lose his virginity? I think so. Good for you pal! Today you've become a man.

    How much did she charge you for the hour?
    It doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, so long as you beat the leprechauns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jlacap View Post
    yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.

    I'm just gonna say this once sweet cheeks....


    Balls (or beef sticks for that matter) touching balls is

    You sure you wanna go that way?











    Oh WTF am I thinking? This is jlacap I'm talking to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    I'm just gonna say this once sweet cheeks....


    Balls (or beef sticks for that matter) touching balls is

    You sure you wanna go that way?
    Oh WTF am I thinking? This is jlacap I'm talking to.
    He's already gone that way
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    this shit is too funny...

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    I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was? Guess I would never know either way anyways.

    Any man to man contact, especially man-parts, would make me want to projectile vomit. That is not cool. I've seen a few vids where the other guy got a surprise load of hot goo in the face - would you want to even tempt fate?

    Fuck that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phosphor View Post
    I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was? Guess I would never know either way anyways.

    Any man to man contact, especially man-parts, would make me want to projectile vomit. That is not cool. I've seen a few vids where the other guy got a surprise load of hot goo in the face - would you want to even tempt fate?

    Fuck that.
    I agree with the no touching of man parts, but I think the two guys and one chick fantasy is really hot. Especially when the guys are a little rough and talk dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlacap View Post
    has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

    have a good day all.

    That's quite an imagination for a queer to possess.


    Not surprising that you have established a little pitiful fan club here already. Good job.

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    I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

    I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

    I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
    Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

    Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical View Post
    That's quite an imagination for a queer to possess.


    Not surprising that you have established a little pitiful fan club here already. Good job.
    The usual Number 5 font bullshit that only one homo likes to use around here to make their pitiful attempts at sarcastic humor.

    8 Steps to your success
    1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling
    2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose
    3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair
    4) Insert head through noose and tighten
    5) pull buttplug out of ass and insert in mouth
    6) wrap your head several times with duct-tape making sure all areas are covered
    7) while sucking on your ass-pacifier, violently kick chair out from beneath you.
    8) quickly jerk your little penis and shoot your bug juice before going to whatever hell you came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical View Post
    Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

    Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.
    Not queer at all bro. But it sure sounds like you're pretty insecure about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phosphor View Post
    The usual Number 5 font bullshit that only one homo likes to use around here to make their pitiful attempts at sarcastic humor.

    8 Steps to your success
    1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling
    2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose
    3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair
    4) Insert head through noose and tighten
    5) pull buttplug out of ass and insert in mouth
    6) wrap your head several times with duct-tape making sure all areas are covered
    7) while sucking on your ass-pacifier, violently kick chair out from beneath you.
    8) quickly jerk your little penis and shoot your bug juice before going to whatever hell you came from.
    Thanks for the wonderful tips, friend. I'll try to get through that list before the day is over.

    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    Not queer at all bro. But it sure sounds like you're pretty insecure about it.
    I'm not insecure about you trying to deny your fag tendencies + experiences.
    Its just odd that any male who's 100% straight wants to be around other nude men, let alone "share" a female with them.
    Fortunately I was raised to stay clear of such fraudulent, sensitive, weirdo cock-gawkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radical View Post
    Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

    Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.
    STFU bitch.

    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

    I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
    That's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    another one of these useless threads and im going to start negging you
    jlacap threads are DRSE approved propaganda
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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post

    That's hot.

    Maybe you can be the subject of our next one. I got dibs on your "Cellar Door"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    STFU bitch.

    Luv you too baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    Maybe you can be the subject of our next one. I got dibs on your "Cellar Door"


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    Post pics of said "girlfriend".


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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
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    dude! thats so cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlacap View Post
    has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

    have a good day all.
    I call bullshit, I say you're a tubesteak tarzan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlacap View Post
    has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

    have a good day all.

    .....AND HERE SHE IS!!


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