another one of these useless threads and im going to start negging you
has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.
have a good day all.
Pics or she has an 8 inch beef stick
ask her if I can use it also
Did this guy just lose his virginity? I think so. Good for you pal! Today you've become a man.
How much did she charge you for the hour?
It doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, so long as you beat the leprechauns.
TJTJ is fictional character and purely theoretical.
this shit is too funny...
I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was? Guess I would never know either way anyways.
Any man to man contact, especially man-parts, would make me want to projectile vomit. That is not cool. I've seen a few vids where the other guy got a surprise load of hot goo in the face - would you want to even tempt fate?
I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.
I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
8 Steps to your success
1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling
2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose
3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair
4) Insert head through noose and tighten
5) pull buttplug out of ass and insert in mouth
6) wrap your head several times with duct-tape making sure all areas are covered
7) while sucking on your ass-pacifier, violently kick chair out from beneath you.
8) quickly jerk your little penis and shoot your bug juice before going to whatever hell you came from.
Its just odd that any male who's 100% straight wants to be around other nude men, let alone "share" a female with them.
Fortunately I was raised to stay clear of such fraudulent, sensitive, weirdo cock-gawkers.
Post pics of said "girlfriend".