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has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

have a good day all.
 
another one of these useless threads and im going to start negging you
 
Pics or she has an 8 inch beef stick
 
ask her if I can use it also
 
custom said:
ask her if I can use it also
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yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.
 
jlacap said:
yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.
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gigidy,gigidy,goo
 
Did this guy just lose his virginity? I think so. Good for you pal! :clapping: Today you've become a man.

How much did she charge you for the hour?
 
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jlacap said:
yes, she will probably let you use it. thats part of the rule she has set up to let me use her vagina. i cannot complain when she lets other men use her vagina. maybe we could use it at the same time. her vagina stretches really big. we could double stuff her. she really likes it. i guess that is if you are not afraid if are penis or balls touch each other.
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I'm just gonna say this once sweet cheeks....


Balls (or beef sticks for that matter) touching balls is :homo:

You sure you wanna go that way?











Oh WTF am I thinking? This is jlacap I'm talking to.
 
CellarDoor said:
I'm just gonna say this once sweet cheeks....


Balls (or beef sticks for that matter) touching balls is :homo:

You sure you wanna go that way?
Oh WTF am I thinking? This is jlacap I'm talking to.
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He's already gone that way
 
I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was? Guess I would never know either way anyways.

Any man to man contact, especially man-parts, would make me want to projectile vomit. That is not cool. I've seen a few vids where the other guy got a surprise load of hot goo in the face - would you want to even tempt fate?

Fuck that.
 
phosphor said:
I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was? Guess I would never know either way anyways.

Any man to man contact, especially man-parts, would make me want to projectile vomit. That is not cool. I've seen a few vids where the other guy got a surprise load of hot goo in the face - would you want to even tempt fate?

Fuck that.
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I agree with the no touching of man parts, but I think the two guys and one chick fantasy is really hot. Especially when the guys are a little rough and talk dirty. :daydream:
 
jlacap said:
has a vagina. it is nice. she lets me use it. i am very appreciative of her.

have a good day all.
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That's quite an imagination for a queer to possess.


Not surprising that you have established a little pitiful fan club here already. Good job.
 
I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
 
SloppyJ said:
I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
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Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.
 
Radical said:
That's quite an imagination for a queer to possess.


Not surprising that you have established a little pitiful fan club here already. Good job.
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The usual Number 5 font bullshit that only one homo likes to use around here to make their pitiful attempts at sarcastic humor.

8 Steps to your success
1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling
2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose
3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair
4) Insert head through noose and tighten
5) pull buttplug out of ass and insert in mouth
6) wrap your head several times with duct-tape making sure all areas are covered
7) while sucking on your ass-pacifier, violently kick chair out from beneath you.
8) quickly jerk your little penis and shoot your bug juice before going to whatever hell you came from.
 
Radical said:
Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.
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Not queer at all bro. But it sure sounds like you're pretty insecure about it.
 
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phosphor said:
The usual Number 5 font bullshit that only one homo likes to use around here to make their pitiful attempts at sarcastic humor.

8 Steps to your success
1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling
2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose
3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair
4) Insert head through noose and tighten
5) pull buttplug out of ass and insert in mouth
6) wrap your head several times with duct-tape making sure all areas are covered
7) while sucking on your ass-pacifier, violently kick chair out from beneath you.
8) quickly jerk your little penis and shoot your bug juice before going to whatever hell you came from.
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Thanks for the wonderful tips, friend. I'll try to get through that list before the day is over.

SloppyJ said:
Not queer at all bro. But it sure sounds like you're pretty insecure about it.
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I'm not insecure about you trying to deny your fag tendencies + experiences.
Its just odd that any male who's 100% straight wants to be around other nude men, let alone "share" a female with them.
Fortunately I was raised to stay clear of such fraudulent, sensitive, weirdo cock-gawkers.
 
Radical said:
Yeah its weird, and means you're way too in touch with your queer side as well.

Can only imagine how sloppy and disgusting that room must have gotten.
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STFU bitch.

SloppyJ said:
I know girls who like to think about 2 guys fucking them. It's not all that uncommon.

I've had a 3-way with my best friend and some random chick. It wasn't weird. It was actually quite funny. We still laugh about it. No sword fights though.
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That's hot. :daydream:
 
Post pics of said "girlfriend".

:coffee:
 
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