Judge Rules Woman Can Masterbate at Work

[irish_2003]

By David Moye, AOL Weird News
In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, according to a viral news story.
Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.

Read more: Brazilian Woman Legally Entitled to Masturbate at Work - Weird News - Fox Nation
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[Radical]

That accountant needs to expand her horizons, cause she's in the wrong business.

 

[CellarDoor]

I keep saying it, frequent masturbation is a very good thing.

 

[sprayherup]

I LHJO at work on a regular basis.

 

[Saney]

I do mental masturbation so I don't make a mess... But i walk around my job with a stiffy running down my left leg

 

[IronAddict]

I LHJO at work on a regular basis.

Circle jerks daily at 10:30 and 3:00, meet at the water cooler.

 

[sprayherup]

Circle jerks daily at 10:30 and 3:00, meet at the water cooler.

See you in 5 minutes!

 

[blazeftp]

hmmmmm.....Brazilian woman...
First thought

Why masturbate when we can workout