While cum-stained sheets would never stand in the way of a man's happiness, women can't let loose sexually unless the room is tidy, the sheets are laundered, candles are lit or lights dimmed, tasteful music is playing and no foul smells are wafting through the air. Of course, if you live in a tip you can go another route: pick a location that's not a bedroom at all. I had my first multiple orgasm while getting pounded in a cornfield. I'd say the corn was as responsible as my boyfriend's cock.
Consider all the options: up against a fence, in a children's fun house (rent one), on a bridge, on a fire-escape, on a golf course at night, on a bear-skin rug in front of a fire, underwater, in a car, in her ex's bed (perfect for watersports).