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    Short Story for Crash and Burner






    It may be old but it's always funny!


    He laid her on the table,
    So white, clean and bare.
    His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
    He rubbed her here and there.

    He touched her neck and then her breast,
    And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
    The slit was wet and all was set,
    He gave a joyous cry.

    The hole was wide...he looked inside,
    All was dark and murky.
    He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
    And then ...........


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    ......he stuffed the turkey!

    May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!!!

    YOU PERVS!

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    Alright I had that one figured out from the first line! But I'm drunk so I'm smarter now.
    A chic on the move.

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    CLP.......great to hear you havent changed a bit....I will as a sign of unity raise my bourbon glass to you and say............"Go girl!!!"
    Who needs brains when you have a drink in your hand!!!!
    Smile at your enemies, it'll drive them crazy.........'cos that twinkle in your eye means your up to something!!!!

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    that story was totally missleading DJD have a great thanksgiving
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    It was SUPPOSED to MISLEAD you, horndog!

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