Short Story for Crash and Burner

[david]

It may be old but it's always funny!


He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
And then ...........


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......he stuffed the turkey!

May I be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving!!!

YOU PERVS!

 

[CLPgold]

Alright I had that one figured out from the first line! But I'm drunk so I'm smarter now.

 

[david]

 

[esmerelda]

CLP.......great to hear you havent changed a bit....I will as a sign of unity raise my bourbon glass to you and say............"Go girl!!!"
Who needs brains when you have a drink in your hand!!!!

 

[CRASHMAN]

that story was totally missleading DJD have a great thanksgiving

 

[david]

It was SUPPOSED to MISLEAD you, horndog!